Riddle me this!
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Ranatra, it is kind of a complex question you are asking. The building going up on our site right now is just the garage/kennel. The house will not be delivered until December 2. The house will be about 3500 Sq ft on one level with about 700 sq ft in a loft and another 3500 in the walk out level. Part of the house is a connecting area between the two log buildings. This will house the laundry room, dog grooming room and back entry. The sunroom attaches to the rear of the family room and will actually be up on stilts at our site, since we will have a walkout.
Marla Hellwig
I'm not lost, it's called creative exploring
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thanks for the pants - took a stab and guess I was right
have a good day everyone
have a good day everyone
Breezy.....I can guarantee you that Bernie sounds just like you and me....only a bit deeper voiced!
It's the whim and whimsy of his thought process that's a bit over the edge.....LOL LOL LOL LOL (Coming from me, now, that's the pot calling the kettle WELL DONE!)
Sixes and Nines....depends on what you're talking about, John. ISses and AREs .....
Would be nice if I had a clue today.....riddle rotted, riddle impaired, riddle rowdy that I am....dunderhead is more like it.
Diane.....WHO is going to CLEAN that huge home of yours????
It's the whim and whimsy of his thought process that's a bit over the edge.....LOL LOL LOL LOL (Coming from me, now, that's the pot calling the kettle WELL DONE!)
Sixes and Nines....depends on what you're talking about, John. ISses and AREs .....
Would be nice if I had a clue today.....riddle rotted, riddle impaired, riddle rowdy that I am....dunderhead is more like it.
Diane.....WHO is going to CLEAN that huge home of yours????
oldkicker
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I will John! 
Pirate joke:
A pirate captain is being questioned about his various injuries by his crew. The captain has a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and wears an eye patch.
One of the crew asks how he lost his leg. The captain says "Arg...I lost a ship from under me several years ago and found meself in shark-infested waters. A ten-foot shark came along and ripped me leg off."
The crew oohed and aahed.
Another crew member inquired about his right hand.
"Arg", the captain says, "I lost that whilst dueling with one o' the queen's finest. Had to finish him off with me left hand."
The crew oohed and aahed again.
A third member of the crew inquired about how he lost his eye.
The captian replied "Arg. I was walking along one fine day and happened to look up just as a seagull was flying overhead. The bugger nailed me right in the eye with his droppings"
The crew were quite puzzled. One asked "Captain, you lost your eye because of some guano?"
"Arg", the captin replied, "It was the first day with me hook"
Pirate joke:
A pirate captain is being questioned about his various injuries by his crew. The captain has a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and wears an eye patch.
One of the crew asks how he lost his leg. The captain says "Arg...I lost a ship from under me several years ago and found meself in shark-infested waters. A ten-foot shark came along and ripped me leg off."
The crew oohed and aahed.
Another crew member inquired about his right hand.
"Arg", the captain says, "I lost that whilst dueling with one o' the queen's finest. Had to finish him off with me left hand."
The crew oohed and aahed again.
A third member of the crew inquired about how he lost his eye.
The captian replied "Arg. I was walking along one fine day and happened to look up just as a seagull was flying overhead. The bugger nailed me right in the eye with his droppings"
The crew were quite puzzled. One asked "Captain, you lost your eye because of some guano?"
"Arg", the captin replied, "It was the first day with me hook"
dianeschlicht
<font color=blue>DVC-Trivia Contest, Apr-2006: Hon
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They finished stacking the whole garage/kennel yesterday, but I fat fingered the digital camera with my mittens on, and some of the pictures ended up being black and white! I don't have them down loaded on my computer yet, so I'll save the final product for tomorrow. There wont be a roof on this part for awhile though. This part has no log trusses, but regular trusses, and the truss company and the lumber yard are in a legal battle, so we have to wait!
That is a VERY OLD joke, OK!!
That is a VERY OLD joke, OK!!
dianeschlicht
<font color=blue>DVC-Trivia Contest, Apr-2006: Hon
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Hmmmm....6,9,....pirate jokes...
The following ad in the ATLANTA JOURNAL is reported to have received
numerous calls:
Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I
am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an eight week-old black Labrador retriever puppy.
Men are so easy.
The following ad in the ATLANTA JOURNAL is reported to have received
numerous calls:
Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I
am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an eight week-old black Labrador retriever puppy.
Men are so easy.
dianeschlicht
<font color=blue>DVC-Trivia Contest, Apr-2006: Hon
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We are rich on the riddle each morning anyway, OK! It's all the fun friendly banter that makes my morning!
oldkicker
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Diane, I might be easy......but I'm CHEAP too!!!!!
Here's a joke riddle...
I you're a Russian on the way to the bathroom, what are you once you get there?
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European!
(Say it OUT LOUD!!!)
Here's a joke riddle...
I you're a Russian on the way to the bathroom, what are you once you get there?
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European!
(Say it OUT LOUD!!!)
dianeschlicht
<font color=blue>DVC-Trivia Contest, Apr-2006: Hon
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I think I am going to try to hit 7000 posts for the second time this morning! I hit 7000 awhile back, but lost a lot of posts when they changed things here a week or so ago.
On second thought, I doubt I will have time to post that much today!
On second thought, I doubt I will have time to post that much today!
dianeschlicht
<font color=blue>DVC-Trivia Contest, Apr-2006: Hon
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BTW OK!!! DON'T PEE IN THE SHOWER!!!
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