Riddle me this!

[oldkicker]

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers.

He has a wife and 2 kids.

What does he weigh?

 

[oldkicker]

Yesterday's:

I have two fruit in my basket. When I rearrange the name of one, I get the other. What are the fruits?

Melon and lemon

 

[oldkicker]

Want to keep up with the Joneses??

The Golden Lion in Danville, Kentucky is the place for you!

 

[oldkicker]

Lars!

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[oldkicker]

Glo!

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[Snowwark]

Good morning Oldkicker and riddle friends!

No Jones here, I'm just trying to keep up with you guys!

 

[oldkicker]

Kim!

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[Kitty 34]

Good morning everyone!! Hope everyone has a great Fall weekend!!!

 

[yepod]

Good morning to all the riddle groupies!

Good morning, Bernie!

TGIF !

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

 

[oldkicker]

John!
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[oldkicker]

Kitty!
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[oldkicker]

Serena!
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[Lars624]

Good Morning Everyone!
I don't think I've ever been first at anything before
Hope everyone has a great weekend!!

 

[mickey65]

Morning friends

 

[oldkicker]

Mickey!
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[Serena]

Good morning everyone!

 

[Snowwark]

Way to go Lars624!

...you should treat yourself to some cold pizza, or maybe chocolate cake!

 

[oldkicker]

Lars - first one in buys the coffee!! CONGRATS!!

Honestly, Kim - the only Jones I try to keep up with is my RIDDLE JONES!

Hiya Mickey, Kitty, Serena and John!

Have a WONDERFUL Weekend!

 

[Lars624]

Originally posted by Snowwark
...you should treat yourself to some cold pizza, or maybe chocolate cake!

Sounds good & I wish I could, but I think it'll have to be oatmeal again! Or maybe I'll get really wild & have toast

 

[Snowwark]

Take a walk on the wild side Lars, add some jam!!

...you could change your mind though....