The lead for todays journal entry? Best. Anniversary. EVER. OK, so its our only anniversary so far, but I dunno how Im going to top it next year, short of celebrating at Tokyo DisneySea.
The whole day was filled with surprises for DH and nostalgia for me. Of course, it wasnt until we got back from our trip that I discovered DH doesnt really care about surprises (I know I think it might be unAmerican too!). Apparently he likes them OK, but he says hed be just as happy knowing about whatever fun thing Ive planned, and then I wouldnt have to stress about keeping a surprise. This has been very hard for me to swallow Ive been a surpriser since high school, when (I later learned) all my friends knew that if they were invited to my house sometime around their birthday, they were gonna get a surprise party. (Oops!)
So I guess
I am the one who likes to be surprised, but since I am also the one doing the planning, DH is the one who gets all the surprises, whether he wants them or not. At least hes game about it, but now I feel kinda dumb for jumping through all those hoops to keep our anniversary plans secret...
Anyway, it makes a good story!
Anniversary Surprise #1
Following our late-night dessert blowout at T-Rex, we got up at an ungodly hour the next morning and drove to Epcot for the very first Around the World at Epcot Segway tour of the day. I guess getting up that early was the first thing we did that was like on our wedding day.
Yes, thats the sunrise. No, I dont want to think about what time it was in L.A.
This was more of a present for DH than for me, since he seemed so interested in Segways and had enjoyed the little 5-minute Segway ride you can get if youre bored enough to go into Innoventions. The part that was for me was to (I hoped) ride into the Morocco Pavilion at precisely the time wed been married there exactly a year earlier.
We had to drive to Epcot because they have you meet at the front gate, and the International Gateway wasnt open that early. Just so you know... We waited outside the gate for a bit, and then when everyone arrived, they scanned our passes and sent us to Guest Relations near Spaceship Earth.
We were fortunate to be in a small group of, I think, eight. We all signed legal waivers that said Disney wasnt responsible of we poked our eye out with the Segway or died of boredom inside Innoventions. Then an older gentleman whose name I forgot (well call him Chad) lead us into Innoventions to the Segway demo area. We went inside the, uh, yurt they have there and watched a promo video designed to introduce us to the Segway. It showed scores of smiling white people whizzing around completely flat cities on their Segways. (The video assured us that Segways also have the ability to go up stairs: Simply step off the Segway, grasp the handles, and lug it up the stairs its that easy!)
After the video, we got to pick our helmets from a selection that ranged from dorky to
really dorky, but I took consolation in the fact that my head fit into the regular size and I wasnt forced to choose from the rack labeled Bobblehead.
The first half of the tour is devoted to training and practice. We exited the yurt and assembled in the Segway demo area. Chad would show us a sweet move, like how to get on the Segway, and then wed take turns doing it. Then wed take turns maneuvering around cones or up a ramp (advanced move: around cones AND up a ramp!)
Does this helmet make me look fat?
I was pretty timid at first I couldnt seem to balance on the thing, and there was no connection in my mind between the motions youre supposed to do to make it move or stop and what my brain thought I should do.
But after just a little practice I became more and more confident, and by the end of the tour I was burning rubber! (If by burning rubber you mean straining forward to max out at 5mph...). It really is intuitive once you stop trying to figure out how to make it do what you want and just sorta
do what you want.
Toward the end of the training session we met our tour guide, a verbally efficient guy who spoke with a clipped German accent (well call him Pablo). I made my pitch to him about how I hoped wed make it to Morocco around 9am or so because wed been married at that time a year ago that day and it would be such a special experience. He just sorta blinked at me and said something like Well see.
We were instructed to follow Pablo single-file, like a row of baby ducks. Now theres a direction DH and I can relate to! I fell in line behind a very sweet woman who must make other drivers on the freeway NUTS, because she poked along at the Segways slowest speed (-3 mph in fact, I think she might actually have been going backwards) and left a huge gap between herself and the front of the tour. I became pretty frustrated as I watched the tour guide disappear on the horizon Im one of those obnoxious people who always has to stand right by a tour guide so I dont miss anything. So after our first stop, I became the obnoxious person who swooped in directly behind the guide whenever we left for the next destination.
World Showcase was FREEZING. We hadnt packed anything heavier than a sweatshirt, and boy could we have used some gloves. DH and I kept saying Thank goodness it wasnt this cold on our wedding day! I think our tour may have been cut a little short due to the cold. Or maybe it was due to the guy wiping out on his Segway.... but more on that later!
We dont have any pictures because you cant hold a camera and the handlebars at the same time (at least not without putting out an eye). So Ill try to fill in with other pictures from the trip sorry about the repeats!
First stop, China!
The guide stopped in front of the exit for the
Reflections of China movie, and we formed a circle around him to hear what he had to tell us about China. I dont remember what it was, so it must not have involved cake...
Then he lead us along the path around Chinas pond, which seemed like it was made for a Segway.
Then, with squealing tires and revving engines, we roared off to Germany at 5mph!
We didnt actually get to ruin a wedding here I just thought Id use this great pic of Germany to illustrate the story
We circled the wagons again and learned some tidbits about Germany. Because it was his native land, Pablo even cracked a smile!
When we got to Italy, Chad was there setting up some cones around the area familiar to Disney brides as Italy West Plaza. (Brides who have parties there have to pay $$$ for a plant wall to do the same thing as those cones. I guess Chad doesnt work nights...). This is the one part of the tour where youre allowed to get off the Segway and/or bust out your freestyle moves, cuz its wide and flat and idiot-proof.
Pablo told us wed have X amount of time (5 or 10 minutes, I think) to take a break or practice or do donuts or whatever, and he offered to take pix of each group with their cameras. I found this quite refreshing, given Disneys penchant for monetizing everything Id expected a PhotoPass photographer to be waiting for us.
Yesssss! Free picture!!!
I decided to open up the Segway and see what she could do - I didnt want to get off the dang thing! Picture everybody else in the foreground standing around chatting while in the background Im whizzing back and forth hollering Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Whooooooooooooooooooooaaaaa! and Oh wow, you really CAN make yourself dizzy on this thing...
Our next stop was America, where we threaded through the tiny formal garden that I didnt know existed (its back by the Kidcot station).
Then it was off to Japan, where we rode up the hill to the seating area for the Yakitori House and back down over the bridge. I was thrilled to see it was right around the time wed been taking our bridal portraits together in Japan a year earlier.
BeeBeeeeeep! Outta the way, you guys youre ruining the Segway tour!!!
Sheesh! Get a room!!!
When we finally rolled into Morocco, I was excited to see that it was right at the time wed been there for our ceremony. I also found it pretty ironic that a year later, we were actually
on the Segway tour Id feared would ruin our wedding by riding past the ceremony. (It never showed up that day.)
This shot is from our Sept. 2007 site visit - no way would anybody have worn shorts the day we took the tour!
We rode through the pavilion and circled around Pablo just inside the arch. After he told us a little bit about Morocco, he surprised us by announcing to the group that DH and I had been married there exactly a year ago. Everybody burst into applause (we seem to have that effect on people.) Then he said, We dont usually stop here, but if you would like, you may park your Segways against that wall, and I will take a picture of you in front of the arch. Cool!!!
As if that werent cool enough, when the tour got to France and Pablo asked us if we knew what other monument had been designed by the guy who did the Eiffel tower, I blurted out the answer, and I was right! (Answer: Albert Falls.)
After we left the main part of France, the Segway tour took us around the pavilions IllumiNations viewing terraces, which on Feb. 4, 2008 looked something like this:
All of a sudden, one of our tour mates clipped a planter and totally wiped out! Pablo hopped off his Segway and ran over to the guy exclaiming, Are you OK?! Do you need medical attention?! I half expected an army of lawyers to jump out of the bushes. The guy was so embarrassed. He got up and dusted himself and insisted that the only thing hurt was his pride. Eventually he convinced our tour guide that he didnt need a stretcher, and we all hopped back on our Segways (well, OK, I was the only one who got off mine but I wanted to be ready for anything!).
From there we went straight back to Innoventions. I dont know if Pablo cut the tour short on purpose or if the UK and Canada just arent part of it. I think he said the paths in the UK were too narrow for Segways. By the time we got to Future World, day guests were in the park, and we got lots of smiles and waves as we cruised by. We returned our Segways to the training area where wed started, and Pablo gave us each a special pin that you can only get by taking the tour or looking on eBay or trading with DH for a Vinylmation pin.
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I was sad to have to get off my Segway. It would be a fabulous way to do the parks (I mean, if Disney didnt prohibit them). Talk about commando touring! Suddenly, instead of scheming a way to be able to afford DVC, I was trying to figure out how I could get me a Segway!
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