Responses you want to put on facebook, but can't

[scrapquitler]

stop having conversations on FB with the person in the same house as you. If you want your DH to bring you a cup of coffee, ask them in person, don't post it on FB.

Oh....we are guilty of this in my house.

 

[HonnyDipp]

stop posting where you are going, and what time you will be there. I saw on the news that homes are getting broken into once they find out they are not home. If you must post, then post it after you return.

 

[pilotwife_02]

How about something along the lines of "stop the secretive insider story" updates. Hearing that "it's not going well" or "someone's going to pay" just makes me worry about you and then wonder about your need for attention. It's a public site people, not therapy or a guessing game-say what you mean or keep it to yourself.

I was going to post this as well. If you want to post an inside joke, go to the person's wall and do it. We get it - you are cool, you have a friend.

 

[Mimi1965]

"I am glad your town got a new High school-but I dont need to see a picture of every room, building, floor finishes on a daily basis.

I also dont need to see the daily pictures of the demolition of the OLD school"

 

[Mermaid02]

I was going to post this as well. If you want to post an inside joke, go to the person's wall and do it. We get it - you are cool, you have a friend.

Even if it's just an imaginary one.........

 

[NMAmy]

Do we really have to read every time your in and out of a relationship for the love of everything holy leave your static alone for a while!

This is my pet peeve. Seriously, girls, is it really worth the drama to change from "Single" to "in a relationship" for some guy you just started dating a week ago? Because we all know that next week, you'll be changing it back to "single" in the hopes of getting some sympathetic attention. Give the "relationship" a month or so before announcing it to the Facebook world, please.

And, frankly, we don't really care even then.

 

[luvmy3]

Who ****ing cares!

That pretty much covers everything I want to say

 

[Becky2005]

This is my pet peeve. Seriously, girls, is it really worth the drama to change from "Single" to "in a relationship" for some guy you just started dating a week ago? Because we all know that next week, you'll be changing it back to "single" in the hopes of getting some sympathetic attention. Give the "relationship" a month or so before announcing it to the Facebook world, please.

And, frankly, we don't really care even then.

Wait...I LIKE this feature. It's how I find out my daughter is dating and then not. Because it's usually a boy she is friends with then all of a sudden they are dating and then a short time later, oops no, back to just friends hanging out again.

If I really don't want to read someone's updates, I just ignore them. Luckily, I have pretty boring friends and although there are updates I don't care about (such as a new game someone is playing), most of the time I figure eh, whatever. I'm pretty sure my updates are boring to everyone else in the world but figured my friends would be OK with the updates. Just like this is not that critical all important post I'm putting out here but eh, it's conversation and something to post.

 

[MushyMushy]

Yes, 300 of your "closest" friends are aware that you are having multiple affairs and posting cryptic status updates and matching profile pictures with these guys. That is, everyone but your husband is aware. Oops, did he just see that on MY status update?

 

[bgirldeb]

Who ****ing cares!

That pretty much covers everything I want to say

 

[kwitcherkicken99]

To the teenage girl on my Facebook:

Her posts (almost always): Why is my life so crappy? Etc, etc. but with more vivid swear words.

That!

I have a couple of friends like that, but I do have a couple others on the opposite end of the spectrum. EVERYTHING in their life is perfect. Yea, right.

 

[Creativebeth]

Cryptic messages drive me insane.....just tell the story, or not....stop trying to get us to dig into the story!

"Who ****ing cares?" that's exactlly what I want to say

 

[MushyMushy]

Cryptic messages drive me insane.....just tell the story, or not....stop trying to get us to dig into the story!

"Who ****ing cares?" that's exactlly what I want to say

Ooh, what about when they are cryptic AND over the top drama?

"I am furious, sad, livid, heartbroken! You know who you are and what you did to me."

20 minutes later:

"I have the best husband in the world. He just made me a bowl of cereal. <3"

 

[golfgal]

"Don't you have anything better to do then WHINE in EVERY post". I had to finally block certain family members because EVERY SINGLE post was a whine about something.

 

[TeresaBelle]

My cousin is "So happy and blessed that she gets to stay at home with her kids." I want to say, "You're welcome, because while you're getting to stay at home with your kids, I have to leave mine and go to WORK, so my taxes can pay your welfare!"

 

[Creativebeth]

I did actually put my own status as "is sick of crytic messages, you are driving me nuts! You know who you are!" just for kicks.....got alot of responses, but not from the source of them! She actually probably is too dense to pick up that it was her!

 

[teacherlisa1978]

We call it Vaguebooking and it makes me insane! and my response to that is silence, either tell the story or I don't care. Probably I won't care anyway!

vaguebooking-I love it! And I refuse to respond to those kinds of posts.

I'm also pretty over posts about babies and toddlers pooping and peeing, whether it's in the diaper, the potty, or even, unfortunately, on the wall. Really don't need to know!

 

[princesspiglet]

Everything on FB drives me nuts lately. I am so over it. At first it was fun to see my old high school and college friends, but now I am getting requests from people I wasn't even cordial with in school. If I wasn't your friend in school, why would I want to be now??

Also, I could not care less whether you just got a new car or you added an addition on to your mansion, or that you are eating caviar for dinner tonight.

Actually, I really do not care what anyones posts on FB anymore. It's just all a bunch of "Oh, look at me and how wonderful I am, how amazing my husband is and how smart my 7 month old is" crap. And I REALLY do not care what you had for dinner, what laundry detergent you think is best or that you haven't had a BM in 3 days!!

I haven't been on in over 2 months and have no plans on getting back on anytime soon.

 

[FireDancer]

I really don't care what you eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner every single day.

Who in their right mind posts this on Facebook? That is what Twitter is for.

 

[ChrisAlli]

High School was 20 years ago, grow up, get a job, keep it and stop with the drama!!!!! You're almost 40 years old for gods sake! And you wonder why you can't find a man!