Religious services near the park

[old lady]

Are there any good place to worship around the park?

 

[Gisele]

Yes, at the contemplation pool near the Disneyland Hotel. Every Sunday a sermon is given by Trader Sam's cousin Trader Joe. He is Sam's American cousin.
Which by the way, Sam isn't his real name. His real name is too hard to pronunciate. And if stated incorrectly, may have devastating effects upon the person who misspoke. Why one time..... no wait, actually three times that I am aware of, tribal warfare broke out due to the botched attempt by outsiders that live many a mile from Trader Sams village. One good thing about that out come though is that it proved to be a very good season for making stew. Also there was an awesome special: two heads for the price of one. That was how I acquired my very first shrunken head. I named him Albert, after Fat Albert. See his head reminded me much of him. Plus, I cannot say his name right either. The second head I lost to customs. Next time I fly by private jet man!
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! The sermon. You may be most fortunate so as to attend a sermon that will be spoken by Trader Sam. You see, throughout the year he will make visits to his Enchanted Tiki Bar, so as to keep an eye on the business. He is a soft spoken man, who carries a big machete. But don't worry! He leaves that at his bar before heading over to give a most special sermon. After he is done, he will meet with the people and allow photographs to be taken, and autographs given. Then he heads back to his bar for fiery drinks and lunch, he loves finger foods. Matter of fact, Colonel Sanders borrowed Trader Sams expression finger lickin good! Only of course it translates slightly differently in English. K F C is still paying royalties for that "borrowing" and they are very good about paying up. And that is because they do not wish to incur the wrath of the powerful man with the machete.

 

[lalasmama]

What kind of service are you looking for? Wanting a Catholic mass, or something else?

House of Blues used to have a Gospel show on Sunday mornings (not sure if they still do). I love me some good ole Gospel music, and feel most worshipful when singing the songs I remember from my youth, so that would give me what I was looking for... but for others, it may not work!