Rehab Schedule (according to David Letterman)

[Ned Land]

Top Ten Other Disney World Attractions Being Closed for Renovations


10. It's a Small, Vermin-infested World

9. The Lion King's Litter Box

8. Mickey's "Loose Bolts" Roller Coaster

7. Spinning Tea Cups Full of Scalding Coffee

6. 101 Dalmatians Get Spayed and Neutered

5. The Country Bear "When Animals Attack" Jamboree

4. Computer Software Pirates of the Carribean

3. Journey through Goofy's Pancreas

2. Hall of Presidents of the Hair Club for Men

1. Robert Downey Jr.'s Wild Ride

 

[champdds]

CLASSIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[2disneywego]

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fantasia Girl]

LOL!! gotta love Dave!

 

[Deb in IA]

I love Dave's Top Ten lists, but can rarely stay awake to watch them!

Thanks for posting this!!

 

[cotye]

LOL!!!

 

[Lola]

LOL, very cute

 

[Jeff in BigD]

LOL!