Recipes

[2goofycampers]

ITS A LITTLE EARLY IN THE SEASON BUT I THOUGHT THIS LOOKED LIKE A FUN AND EASY RECIPE!
Others in your circle of friends might like this one.

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 (750 ml) bottle tequila (Jose Cuervo or your other favorite brand)

Directions:
1. Sample the tequila to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
3. Pour one level cup tequila and drink.
4. Turn on the electric mixer.
5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one peastoon of sugar.
7. Beat again.
8. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try another cup just in case.
9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner
13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
16. Who geeves a sheet.
17. Check the tequila.
18. Add one table.
19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
20. Whatever you can find.
21. Greash the oven.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the quetila and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
25. Cherry Mistmas !

 

[2goofycampers]

How To Cook A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out

 

[Born 2 Fish]

CAT POOP COOKIES RECIPE


Ingredients:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter
1 egg
2-1/3 cups whole wheat flour
1/2 tsp. each ginger, cinnamon, cloves
Grape-nuts™

Mix-ins:
Coconut (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Cooked spaghetti al dente (roundworms)
Shelled peanuts

Microwave the honey until it bubbles. Add the butter, molasses, and egg. Mix well.

Add the rest of the ingredients (except Grape-nuts™) and mix well.

Stir in the mix-ins. Warning: if you add too many mix-ins your dough will not hold together!

Chill one hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.

Roll dough logs of random length and diameter to simulate cat poops.

Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees for 10 to 15 minutes. (The quantity of mix-ins used affects cooking time.)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop as a serving utensil.

 

[angelfire]

oh here's one

1.go to store
2.get icecream
3.go back home
4.open lid on icecream
5.scoop out the icecream
6.eat it


wasn't that easy!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

FLOWER POT PUDDING SOIL and WORMS

1 (8 inch) new flower pot (plug hole with wax paper)
artificial flowers
gummy worms
1 package (1 1/4 lb.) Oreo cookies (crushed fine in a blender or crumbled by hand)
1/2 stick butter
1 cup powdered sugar
1 package chocolate pudding
3 1/2 cups milk
1 (12 oz.) container Cool Whip

Cream together the following and set aside:

1/2 stick butter
1 c. powdered sugar


Blend until thick:

vanilla or chocolate pudding
3 1/2 c. milk
1 (12 oz.) container of Cool Whip


Add cream mixture and Cool Whip. Layer cookies and pudding mixture in the flower pot.
Top with cookies last. Cookies should look like potting soil on top.

Add artificial flowers and gummy worms for decoration.

 

[des1954]

I've done the flower pot pudding before, only I call it "Dirt Cake".

Now the Cat Poop Cookies....those I've gotta try!!!

Somewhere, I have a recipe for a snack called "Puppy Chow". I'm at work, but when I get some time I'll scout out the recipe and post it. It really, really looks like Puppy Chow!

Speaking of recipes..... Oh, Pirate Je---efff! I'm still waitin' for the Mac & Cheese Recipe!!

 

[RvUsa]

Speaking of recipes..... Oh, Pirate Je---efff! I'm still waitin' for the Mac & Cheese Recipe!!

Deb, it has been on my site for a month.... now I know for sure that you don't come play with us anymore


http://www.rvusa.org/dev/forum/viewtopic.php?f=42&t=623

 

[AuburnJen92]

She didn't pay much attention here either, because he posted it in both places!

 

[des1954]

Thanks, John!! I just printed it out. When I do come to your site I go directly to the Chat & not the main board. Lately, I haven't had too much time for anything except work & sleep.

Jen...you know I'm old AND blonde. Does that tell you anything???

 

[des1954]

PUPPY CHOW
6 cups Crispix cereal
1/2 cup peanut butter
1/2 cup butter
12 ounce chocolate chips
2 cups powdered sugar
Melt peanut butter, butter and chocolate chips together in the microwave or on the stove. Stir into cereal. Put powdered sugar in a paper sack. Put cereal mixture in and shake until well coated.

 

[Just Beachy]

you know I'm old AND blonde. Does that tell you anything???

you are NOT old! Ok, you are blonde, but you're not BLONDE. I've met you and you are a sweetheart!!!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Deb, it has been on my site for a month.... now I know for sure that you don't come play with us anymore


http://www.rvusa.org/dev/forum/viewtopic.php?f=42&t=623

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Reindeer Droppings

Step1. Freeze marshmallows until firm.

Step2. Line cookie sheet with wax paper.

Step3. Once marshmallows are frozen, melt chocolate per package instructions.

Step4. Using the tongs, dip marshmallow in chocolate.

Step5. Once completely covered with chocolate, shake off any excess chocolate and place on wax paper-lined cookie sheet.

Step6. If desired, shake a few sprinkles onto the marshmallow.

Step7. Repeat steps four through seven until there is no more chocolate left.

Step8. Place chocolate covered marshmallows in refrigerator until firm.

Step9. Store in an airtight container.


Things You’ll Need:

A Bag of Large Marshmallows
Melting Chocolate
Wax Paper
Tongs
Cookie Sheet
Sprinkles (Optional)

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Bloody Zombie Gingerbread Men Recipe

Hey, gingerbread cookies for Christmas; they're a favorite treat for that special time of year.

3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1-1/2 teaspoons ground ginger
1-1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup shortening
1 egg
1 cup molasses
1 teaspoon baking soda
1-1/2 teaspoons warm water
1/4 cup raisins for decorating
Different colored gel icing

Cream together shortening, sugar, egg, and warm molasses. Dissolve baking soda in warm water, and then add to the egg mixture. Next, add flour, spices, and salt; mix it all up until well blended. Cover and chill overnight.

Prepare a floured surface and get out the rolling pin and cookie cutters. Cut gingerbread men (or other Halloween shapes) and place an inch or two apart on a greased cookie sheet. Use raisins and cinnamon candies for eyes, buttons, and so on. Then add gel icing to pipe on bloody legs, arms, and blood-dripping eyeballs.

 

[des1954]

you are NOT old! Ok, you are blonde, but you're not BLONDE. I've met you and you are a sweetheart!!!

Aw,,,,shucks,,,thank you, ma'am!! I enjoyed meeting you, too! It's funny how when we meet other Dis'er's that we immediately "click"!

For anyone who wants to know....Kelly is very sweet and kind of on the subdued side, and then.....WHAM!!!! She hits you outta nowhere with this delightfully quick wit!!! I had a ball with her, her cuzzin Cory, and Ms. Gus!

My only regret was not getting over in time to spend time with Ami & to meet Amanda.


FRANK!!! Reindeer droppings!! I suppose you could substitute mini-marshmallows for Pygmy Goat Droppings, and raisins for Rabbit Pellets!

 

[stacktester]

My only regret was not getting over in time to spend time with Ami & to meet Amanda.

What about me? What am I chopped liver? BTW, did you say you were blonde? Hmmmmm, I just didn't see that. Am I gonna get a beatin for that?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

This ones for Donnie.

Chopped Chicken Liver

Ingredients
2 lbs chicken livers
1 cup rendered fat or butter or margarine
2 cups medium-diced yellow onions
1/3 cup madeira wine
4 extra-large eggs, hard-cooked, peeled & chunked
1/4 cup minced fresh parsley leaves
2 teaspoons fresh thyme leaves
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon fresh ground pepper
1 pinch cayenne pepper

Directions;
1. Drain and pat the livers dry saute them in 2 batches in 2 Tablespoons of rendered fat over med-high heat; turning once, for about 5 minutes, or until just barley pink inside.
2. Transfer them to a large bowl.
3. DON'T OVERCOOK or livers will be dry.
4. In the same pan, saute the onions in 3 Tablespoons of chicken fat over med-high heat for about 10 minutes or until browned.
5. Add the Madeira and deglaze the pan, scraping the sides for about 15 seconds.
6. Pour into the bowl with livers.
7. Add the eggs, parsley, thyme, salt, black pepper, cayenne and remaining chicken fat (or melted margarine ) to the bowl.
8. Toss quickly to combine.
9. Transfer mixture to the bowl of food processor fitted with a steel blade. Pulse 6-8 times until coarsely chopped; do this in batches.
10. Season to taste and chill.
11. Serve on cocktail rye, crackers, toast points or matzo.

 

[des1954]

What about me? What am I chopped liver? BTW, did you say you were blonde? Hmmmmm, I just didn't see that. Am I gonna get a beatin for that?

Yes....as a matter of fact, you ARE chopped liver!! Hope you have fun with Annie and anyone else you meet at FtW this weekend!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Recipe For Christmas Joy

Ingredients

1/2 cup Hugs
4 tsp Kisses
2 cups Smiles
4 cups Love
1 cup Special Holiday Cheer
1/2 cup Peace on Earth
3 tsp Christmas Spirit
2 cups Goodwill Toward Man
1 Sprig of Mistletoe
1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes (the regular kind won't do!)

Method

Mix Hugs, Kisses, Smiles and Love until consistent.
Blend in Holiday Cheer, Peace on Earth, Christmas Spirit and the Good
Will toward Men. Use the mixture to fill a large, warm heart, where it
can be stored for a lifetime. (It never goes bad!)
Serve as desired under mistletoe, sprinkled liberally with special
Christmas Snowflakes.
It is especially good when accompanied by Christmas Carols and family
get-togethers.
Serve to one and all.

 

[2goofycampers]

That is a GREAT recipe.