Really Bad Joke Thread

[KevinM]

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

 

[hiwaygal]

A man with a cucumber in his ear, a carrot in his nose, and a tomato in his eye walks into the doctor's office. He says, "Doc, I'm not feeling well. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "First of all, you're not eating right...."

 

[kdibattista]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?


A stick

 

[kdibattista]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Right where you left him

 

[KevinM]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Hercules10]

A "dirty" bad joke!

A white horse falls into the mud.

 

[lewdyan1]

A guy walks into a bar,

Ouch!

 

[Tinks]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?


Because 7 8 9.

 

[MzDiz]

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "hey horse, why the long face?"

 

[SDFgirl]

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?


Poultry in motion.

 

[Sthronds]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead.

 

[belle&beast]

DD5's favorite:
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was trying to find Pooh!

 

[Distriv]

Two pretzels were walking down the street.
One was a salted.

 

[disneymama73]

Why don't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off.

 

[deekaypee]

One penguin says to another, "You look just like you're wearing a tuxedo."

The other penguin replies, "Who says I'm not?"

 

[KevinM]

A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied.

 

[famofsix]

what's the teacher's favorite sandwich?


A sub

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Did you hear the story on the news about the 10 dead raisins? They think it's a cereal murderer

They think the guy who did it is a real flake.

 

[hiwaygal]

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts.

 

[TiggerPiglet]

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs.