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Where's Amy? It's Wednesday, I don't think she's in court... is DH having his knee stuff today? MRI or something?

Aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmyyyyy! We miss you!
 
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was and she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
 
Who invented the Umbrella

The basic umbrella was invented over four thousand years ago. We have seen evidence of umbrellas in the ancient art and artifacts of Egypt, Assyria, Greece, and China.

These ancient umbrellas or parasols, were first designed to provide shade from the sun. The Chinese were the first to waterproof their umbrellas for use as rain protection. They waxed and lacquered their paper parasols in order to use them for rain.

The word "umbrella" comes from the Latin root word "umbra", meaning shade or shadow. Starting in the 16th century umbrella became popular to the western world, especially in the rainy weather of northern Europe. At first it was considered only an accessory suitable for women. Then the Persian traveler and writer, Jonas Hanway (1712-86), carried and used an umbrella publicly in England for thirty years, and he popularized umbrella use among men. English gentleman often referred to their umbrellas as a "Hanway."

The first all umbrella shop was called "James Smith and Sons". The shop opened in 1830, and is still located at 53 New Oxford St., in London, England.

The early European umbrellas were made of wood or whalebone and covered with alpaca or oiled canvas. The artisans made the curved handles for the umbrellas out of hard woods like ebony, and were well paid for their efforts.

In 1852, Samuel Fox invented the steel ribbed umbrella design. Fox also founded the "English Steels Company", and claimed to have invented the steel ribbed umbrella as a way of using up stocks of farthingale stays, steel stays used in women's corsets. African-American, inventor, William C. Carter patented an umbrella stand (U.S. patent#323,397 ) on August the 8th, 1885.

After that, compact collapsible umbrellas were the next major technical innovation in umbrella manufacture, over a century later.

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horsegirl said:
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my point exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!! turn the ship around! have the pirates boarded yet? :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

(naners for la and hauntie, my babysquishytaterpetroleumjellychild, cuz they love 'em)
Chappie started it!!
 

Ed, very enlightening. Somehow.

Chris is right. Chappie started it.
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.
 
Hi friends!!!

I'm sitting in a mess still here in my new house...well, it is from the 70's I think but we are working our fannies off trying to make it look new! I've put down so much shelf liner and have inhaled so much Fantastik it isn't funny...and I'm not feeling too fantastic either. I be pooped. kwim?

Anyhow, I got my Amex card back from the birthday girl and I gladly gave her the Cinderella Wal-Mart gift card. They all still looked pretty pale, so I'm guessing they didn't jet off to some exotic location after all!!

It is a great day! I'm getting my cable hooked up this afternoon!!! One week without t.v. has pretty much caused my boys to perfect the craft of annoying the stew out of each other...and me...and their dad...and our dog...

My inlaws are coming in to town tonight through Sunday so my DFIL can play golf in a tourny with my DH. I'm real excited. really. Hopefully I can find towels before they get here.

2IAB...I saw your post about your friend's mom. My aunt has just been diagnosed with bone cancer this week. You are right, this is a good place to come to when you need a pick me up.

To end my lengthy post, I need to officially announce that I am joining you nuts at the Maelstrom meet! I'm bringing little Frickles with me....my 7 year old, and he is extremely excited! I had to clear it with pee-wee Frickles first, and he is a good sport about it. I'll be taking him on a 'train ride' somewhere for his special trip with mommy. Anyhow, we are staying at Pop from the 29th - 3rd and we are catching MNSSHP on the 29th. I'm saving my money from my 'allowance' from DH....scary. So, Pongo, don't be tempting me with the Coach stuff...k? ;)

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Morning All...sorry I haven't had time to create my master list yet.
You guys rock, and I am on the verge of tears. Because you are all so special. Seriously.


I would also like to apologize, to Horsey.
I didn't mean to interrupt you last night honestly.
See it's this thing at my house, we make fun of the dog. When she does that. Like after we perhaps drop something on the floor, and she tries to find the tiniest crumb. So we kid about her doing that. We all get a good laugh. Sadly, at her expense, but that occurs often and she doesn't know. I think. Sooo....last night when she did it. The words just came out. Cause it's funny. To me. Anyway. I am glad that you have the same sense of humor (humour) as me. At least I think you do. Things just pop out of my mouth, and now my fingers I guess. It was out of the blue, I know. But she had just done it and I was laughing. I am glad I made you guys laugh, that was my intent. And I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud. Cause he was still sleeping there. I was doing the silent shake. I honestly thought there would have been more here about it. Did someone really start a thread, I haven't checked.
 
I have to tell you that I think all of you are a FASTPASS and as LaLa says SO YELLOW! (sorry don't mean to yell). I haven't been here long and sometimes I think you all put me on ignore when I post my bad puns but I still hang around cuz I think you all are worth trying to get to know. Even if it isn't personally talking to you I know that at least the good deeds you do cause me to look at myself a little closer and see how I can take these lessons away and do good myself.

I'm not sure I can put it into words but I know that Mr. Joe Cocker did a while ago so I'll just let him speak for me.

What would you think if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day,
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I can't tell you but I know it's mine,

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I just need someone to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my friends.
 
edcrbnsoul said:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.


Are we talking about pirates? pirate: Don't they drink grog? And who knew pirates fished? I thought they just plundered and pilfered.....

Chappie did start it. He is a trouble maker.....

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i like it. :banana:
 
pongoperdigirl said:
Morning All...sorry I haven't had time to create my master list yet.
You guys rock, and I am on the verge of tears. Because you are all so special. Seriously.


I would also like to apologize, to Horsey.
I didn't mean to interrupt you last night honestly.
See it's this thing at my house, we make fun of the dog. When she does that. Like after we perhaps drop something on the floor, and she tries to find the tiniest crumb. So we kid about her doing that. We all get a good laugh. Sadly, at her expense, but that occurs often and she doesn't know. I think. Sooo....last night when she did it. The words just came out. Cause it's funny. To me. Anyway. I am glad that you have the same sense of humor (humour) as me. At least I think you do. Things just pop out of my mouth, and now my fingers I guess. It was out of the blue, I know. But she had just done it and I was laughing. I am glad I made you guys laugh, that was my intent. And I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud. Cause he was still sleeping there. I was doing the silent shake. I honestly thought there would have been more here about it. Did someone really start a thread, I haven't checked.

No apologies, bababinkyb00b00. Who wants to hear about stalkers when you can talk about dogs with alternative, er, habits..... :rotfl2: :banana: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2:

And anyway, it wasn't you, it was Chappie.....he is at the center of all the trouble....he is the one that should apologize, not you. You are too young to understand social graces, no get back in your playpen. :lmao:
 
GADISNEYGIRL said:
You know what's really awesome? That in all our silly, crazy, making-fun-of-Mel's-punctuation idiocy, we have managed to morph into something much larger. A group of friends who do, indeed, care about one another. In between and amongst the slapping, slurping and endless harrassment, of course.

And I actually think all this sharin' the love has come about because SOME OF US WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS have this freaky aversion to PMs. Oh wait, if I don't put his name, he might just skim. Talking about YOU, ZZUB!

It has forced us to share in public, our true feelings. And even though we're all different, with different histories and backgrounds, different political views and religious beliefs, different burdens in our lives...we've found common ground, that goes beyond our love for Disney. I think it's more like our love for people, in general... and one another, in particular.

You are all a blessing in my life. Thank you, for that!

Love n Hugs,
Rhonda


RHONDA: It actually took me five times to type your name right, I was up too late apparently. That was awesome. You've got mad skillz too. Very well said. LY/MI.

SHER: That was beautiful as well. Yall are gonna make me cry. Stop it all of you.

ZZUB: You know, I actually had a point that I didn't get a chance to make with that story. You know the one. My point was that to this day there is not a single time that I look at that raggedy old elephant without thinking of my father and the look on his face the day he gave it to me. So don't worry. Even when she is a grown woman, your daughter will always hold even the littlest things that you do for her close to her heart. Because you are Daddy. Plain and simple. And a good one at that, apparently. :moped:


QUICK HORSEY, tell a story and let CHAPPIE rip it to shreds to lighten the mood.

And where's PongoPerdiGirl? I fear I will never look at that username the same again.
 
LaLa said:
And where's PongoPerdiGirl? I fear I will never look at that username the same again.

I am right here woman...pay attention!!!!!!
I need to change my name don't I.
 
horsegirl said:
Are we talking about pirates? pirate: Don't they drink grog? And who knew pirates fished? I thought they just plundered and pilfered.....

Chappie did start it. He is a trouble maker.....

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i like it. :banana:

Trouble maker? Moi? Mais non. Rhonda started it. Or Sher. Or you.
 
pongoperdigirl said:
I am right here woman...pay attention!!!!!!
I need to change my name don't I.


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My bad. Yes, you do. Cause it has a whole new meaning today. I think.
 
Dana - That was lovely, really. I don't think you're on ignore...and if you are, you should be taken off immediately, posthaste..like NOW!

I have something to say...don't know if I'll have the courage to say it or not. I'm thinking about it.

Until I decide, I'll leave you with this: You guys are amazing...every single one of you, without exception.
 
Two guys walk into a bar....

The third one ducks.



Or




Did you hear the one about the cannibal that passed his mother-in-law in the woods?
 
SoNotAPrincess said:
Dana - That was lovely, really. I don't think you're on ignore...and if you are, you should be taken off immediately, posthaste..like NOW!

I have something to say...don't know if I'll have the courage to say it or not. I'm thinking about it.

Until I decide, I'll leave you with this: You guys are amazing...every single one of you, without exception.

Thanks SNAP. You are indeed yellow. But my favorite color is Green (deep emerald green So to me you are green).

Post away as there will be noone here to chastise you or make you to feel that your posting isn't worthy. :love:
 
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