Reading, seeing and hearing

[sheridac]

I thought I saw something ghostly in the fog with Orange feet jog by my this a.m. as I was eating my bambi and thumper stew. Why are there grilled cheese sandwiches all over my bed and who's elbow is that.

ED!!

This is just VERY WRONG of you.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

OK no more gator on stick references.

But the high heel jogging

 

[ZZUB]

LaLa: I used to like you. I used to think you were quality people. I used to find your posts amusing even if mildly nauseating. Now, you're posting pictures of pig parts and other mystery meats?! I can't even think about that picture without getting the shivers. You have become the stench of death to me. You are like Howard Dean, Hillary Clinton and Tommy Tuberville with a pinch of a devastingly dull yet oddly obsessed trip report writer all rolled into one for me now. Although your 15 minutes of silent shaking laughter left me amused, I was so devasted by the picture you posted I had to leave my office and call in dead. I dictated this post to my secretary before I left.

You are on permanent ignore!

MommyP and the Rhondells: I'm looking forward to reading your TRs. I promise I'm not snubbing you. Just haven't quite had the time. I think I may do a print and run so I can read them tonight while watching Return To Neverland. Again.

Mel: I have read your TR (if that's what you're calling it) but I am resisting posting on it for fear that it will spin your TR out of control and result in another shut-down. My plan is to comment on your TR here. Hope that's ok. If not, then revist LaLa's post of pig parts and that should put your rage in the proper perspective.

My secretary doesn't like you either. She doesn't think you're funny and she finds your grammar insulting.

Sheridac: why would you run 5 miles? Are you aware they have an invention called a car? It moves you from point A to point B with minimal physical effort. That's what I'm talking about.

For what it's worth, I actually like jelly donuts. Is that really a surprise?

TTRS: the other white meat?! I fell over D E D when I read that. I laughed about it again later when I was driving home.

 

[LaLa]

Okay so Mel. Just cause you missed all the fun last night, I have taken the time to recap just a few of the many topics of discussion. Enjoy.


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It's gettin hot in herrrrr...

Horsey loves her some Orange Crocs. Apparently so does Ed.

Because eating this is not a fastpass....

Yeah, this either....

CHAPPIEWILLYOUSTOPTOUCHINGME!

 

[sheridac]

Sheridac: why would you run 5 miles? Are you aware they have an invention called a car? It moves you from point A to point B with minimal physical effort. That's what I'm talking about.

For what it's worth, I actually like jelly donuts. Is that really a surprise?

TTRS: the other white meat?! I fell over D E D when I read that. I laughed about it again later when I was driving home.

OZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

I live to amuse!! If you are DED, so am I and we can haunt these loons together!!

Last edited by ZZUB : Today at 11:15 AM. Reason: Somebody's going to emergency, somebody's going to jail

Big Block of Cheese Day!!!!

edited to add: I did not run Oz. I do not run, unless I am being chased. It was a walk. To support Osteoporosis reseach.

 

[Grammyof2]

I must stop by for a quick dip. Lost the notes to part 2. Someone sat on them and dripped grilled cheese all over, forcing me to use an Atlas. For the directionally challenged – a little more to the left and lower on the map. There you found it.

Get used to the 5 ½ hours sleep now cause there won’t be any of that sleeping in going on come Oct. No sleep then so rest up now.

sdy or is it Sid – Welcome to the land of the Misfits. I have been informed that you have enough misplaced parts to earn a spot on Santa’s sleigh. As the church lady would say “Isn’t that special”. Please refer to me as anything you like, except m’am.

I too had visions during the night. It involved reflective orange. Forced me to sit behind the shed and laugh like a hyena. Now I see the stilettos and a broken ankle.

Today I will only eat greens. Cause.

Have I told you lately that I missed ya all cause I did, every stinking one of you.

I am going to try to post pics of the estate. If you don’t here from me in an hour send help.

Which one of you borgs told Hayley she could call me Gram Gram? Cause she did this morning.

 

[ZZUB]

From now on this thread will be known as: The Crackpot and These Women.

For the other 95 of you who read this thread and don't watch West Wing, I encourage you to rent the first four seasons on DVD. All will become clear.

And yes, even right wing ideologues like me and Horsegirl can appreciate a good TV show even though it depicts a liberal fantasy that has never existed and will never exist.

It's just good TV. Like Seinfeld. Only the humor is less obvious.

Speaking of good TV: bad news friends: My Fair Brady is back for a second season. A thousand years from now when historians study the death of the American Experiment, it will be this moment they point to. Still, I may have to watch. Train wreck, you know?

It was a walk. To support Osteoporosis reseach.

Ok, now I feel bad for making fun of you for using your legs as a mode of transportation. I'd support that research. I'd even drive to Dinky Donuts to give money for it. OK, seriously, I'm impressed, Sheridac. You continue to be good people.


LaLa:

 

[LaLa]

LaLa: I used to like you. I used to think you were quality people. I used to find your posts amusing even if mildly nauseating. Now, you're posting pictures of pig parts and other mystery meats?! I can't even think about that picture without getting the shivers. You have become the stench of death to me. You are like Howard Dean, Hillary Clinton and Tommy Tuberville with a pinch of a devastingly dull yet oddly obsessed trip report writer all rolled into one for me now. Although your 15 minutes of silent shaking laughter left me amused, I was so devasted by the picture you posted I had to leave my office and call in dead. I dictated this post to my secretary before I left.

Love you too ZZUB (ie). You little weak stomached funny man.

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Mel and I have the van fired up as we speak. We'll be right over to rescesitate you.

 

[sheridac]

From now on this thread will be known as: The Crackpot and These Women.

For the other 95 of you who read this thread and don't watch West Wing, I encourage you to rent the first four seasons on DVD. All will become clear.

And yes, even right wing ideologues like me and Horsegirl can appreciate a good TV show even though it depicts a liberal fantasy that has never existed and will never exist.

It's just good TV. Like Seinfeld. Only the humor is less obvious.

Speaking of good TV: bad news friends: My Fair Brady is back for a second season. A thousand years from now when historians study the death of the American Experiment, it will be this moment they point to. Still, I may have to watch. Train wreck, you know?

LaLa:

Are you calling yourself a crackpot???????

 

[jw50]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 11:32 AM. Reason: or Throw Open Our Office Doors To People Who Want To Discuss Things That We Could Care Less About Day. But, I prefer Total Crackpot Day

Sheri, we are having that here today (although we didn't really throw open the door, we are making them stay outside). We have a fringe nut group (no offense intended to fringe nut groups) that is protesting outside the building right now. They are accussing NOAA of covering up information that shows that global warming is responsible for the increase in hurricanes last year. Of course all of the data that is collected is freely released to the public as it is collected (i.e., everybody gets the same data at the same time) but we do not want facts to interfere with a good conspiracy theory

 

[ZZUB]

Are you calling yourself a crackpot???????

I've been called worse.

How do you report an offensive post? I think I just saw someone "slurping" on this thread and I want to report it.

LaLa:

 

[brandt79]

OZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

I live to amuse!! If you are DED, so am I and we can haunt these loons together!!



Big Block of Cheese Day!!!!

edited to add: I did not run Oz. I do not run, unless I am being chased. It was a walk. To support Osteoporosis reseach.

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 10:39 AM. Reason: or Throw Open Our Office Doors To People Who Want To Discuss Things That We Could Care Less About Day. But, I prefer Total Crackpot Day

Do I detect another West Wing fan?!!!! I love that episode! Heck, I love all the episodes. I could quote them forever. I'll spare you.

 

[sheridac]

Sheri, we are having that here today (although we didn't really throw open the door, we are making them stay outside). We have a fringe nut group (no offense intended to fringe nut groups) that is protesting outside the building right now. They are accussing NOAA of covering up information that shows that global warming is responsible for the increase in hurricanes last year. Of course all of the data that is collected is freely released to the public as it is collected (i.e., everybody gets the same data at the same time) but we do not want facts to interfere with a good conspiracy theory

JW Sweetie~ you know how I love it when you talk all technical!

 

[ZZUB]

Sheri, we are having that here today (although we didn't really throw open the door, we are making them stay outside). We have a fringe nut group (no offense intended to fringe nut groups) that is protesting outside the building right now. They are accussing NOAA of covering up information that shows that global warming is responsible for the increase in hurricanes last year. Of course all of the data that is collected is freely released to the public as it is collected (i.e., everybody gets the same data at the same time) but we do not want facts to interfere with a good conspiracy theory

No fair! JW's job is much more interesting than mine. No one pickets us. Mel stalks us and brings us toxic muffins, but no one pickets. To whom do I petition for a new job?

And where do we pick up the life vests? Can you pick Algore out in the crowd?

 

[brandt79]

From now on this thread will be known as: The Crackpot and These Women.

For the other 95 of you who read this thread and don't watch West Wing, I encourage you to rent the first four seasons on DVD. All will become clear.

And yes, even right wing ideologues like me and Horsegirl can appreciate a good TV show even though it depicts a liberal fantasy that has never existed and will never exist.

It's just good TV. Like Seinfeld. Only the humor is less obvious.

I love them all: Josiah, Leo, Josh, Toby, Sam, CJ, Ainsley, Donna, Charlie, Mrs. Landingham, Ed, Larry, (or is it Larry, Ed,) Mandy, Will, Kate...

 

[jamal]

Well, I was going to take the boys to the pool but I'll wait until Grammy's pics are up. They will understand.

zzuB, can I bowwor your DMVC mug if I go to the October meet? I promise not to let Mel drink out of it.

 

[LaLa]

How do you report an offensive post? I think I just saw someone "slurping" on this thread and I want to report it.

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Was it something like that ZZUB?

LaLa:

OMG ZZUB. That was so funny. You kill me. But wait. I think I'm offended now. Cause that WAS kinda mean. Go eat a Bagel and lather it up with some Hogshead Cheese. Go find Tink. She can help ya out.

 

[sheridac]

Oz!!!!!!!!!!

I saw that!! Don't you be dissin' my main man!

 

[LaLa]

Sher, it's lunchtime.

Think I'll go rustle up some rabbit stew. With a side order of chitlins. And a bagel with you know what on it.

Horsey, COME ON DOWN!

I'll save a spot for you. And ZZUB. And you know who.

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[jw50]

No fair! JW's job is much more interesting than mine. No one pickets us. Mel stalks us and brings us toxic muffins, but no one pickets. To whom do I petition for a new job?

And where do we pick up the life vests? Can you pick Algore out in the crowd?

Well half the life vests say Greenpeace on the back so maybe you can borrow some from them too