Reading, seeing and hearing Part 3

[spectrum-turbo]

I get invited to an adults only party for the first time in eons and I now have a ZIT. Right above my lip.

Thanks

 

[tink38]

Lou! That was the funniest thing I have seen all day.

FOSL! (full on snot laugh!)

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Alright.

WHEREAS Amy gets to be the keeper of the rulles and;

WHEREAS Sheridac gets to be the Enforcer of the flag and;

WHEREAS I don't have a job yet;

Be it therefore RESOLVED that FSUMARCHIEF, otherwise known as MarkyMark and also known to answer to things like stankboy, mad gasser, and poophead, may be from this point forward known as the KEEPER OF THE HOTTIES. It would be his responsibility to be the official watcher and liason between all hotties and the rest of the Maelstrom crew.

If a new hottie joins, then they must first make contact with MarkyMark.



I make this resolution in the name of all that is Disney and ask for a vote from our offical rule keeper who is at this point eating at the Mennonite restaurant in Montezuma (which I really wasn't all that impressed with when I ate there).

I will look forward to hearing the results of the vote.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Blessings!
MarkyMark
aka stankboy, mad gasser and poophead

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Tink,

Just in case you forgot, the number to make your reservation at Disney for the big Maelstrom meet, is 407-WDisney. Make your calls now!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[HaleyB]

Lou is the recap Master (NoMG)!
That was FOFF (NoF)
And has me doing a LaLa (NoL)

 

[HaleyB]

Last edited by FSUMARCHIEF : Today at 05:12 PM. Reason: Just trying to help. In Cajun that would be - picko upo theo phoneo. I think.

Just wanted to highlight that in case she missed it

 

[tink38]

Mark - Go back and read the edits, dude. Geez. And if you don't get your butt over to my TR I'm getting the rooster.

 

[Loubon]

Operators are standing by.

 

[Grammyof2]

Thanks Grammy
I get invited to an adults only party for the first time in eons and I now have a ZIT. Right above my lip.

Thanks

Once again I get blamed for EVERYTHING!!! People - get a DOG

 

[Maxbon]

Once again I get blamed for EVERYTHING!!! People - get a DOG

?!?!

 

[Grammyof2]

Lou - I said this morning that you were Da Man.... on the riddle thread and cause you are my twin, young and good looking, just like Moi

 

[sleepydog25]

ALERT! ALERT! The latest fanny pack from Sher's collection. . .available on ebay. . .

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

I'm confuzzled. What is it that you want to see? Neither of us drinking? Or both of us drinking with full on accents?

One of us sober and one of us drunk?

Either, and, or

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Rule 2.13.7: Upon failure to comply with Rule 2, said offender will be "flagged." The keeper of the flags will usually (exclusively, really) be Sheridac. It is in her sole descretion whether such flags shall be issued.

Rule 2.13.7.1: Appeal of decisions under Rule 2.13.7:
If any member wishes to appeal a flag issued under Rule 2.13.7, then s/he shall be required to do the following, in no particular order: beg, grovel, plead, compliment the thrower of the flags, complement the shoes of the thrower of the flags, complement the legs and feet contained within the shoes that you are complimenting being worn by the thrower of the flags, offer alcohol to the thrower of the flag who has gorgeous feet in gorgeous shoes, that you should complement.

Excellent job Amy, I must say!!

To add - there was a dispute awhile back about edit ties.....and in the event of a tie......Some stupid rule about it going to the enforcer, or something.

 

[HaleyB]

Actually I think in the event of a tie we all have to do a Jello shot.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

To anyone I left out you were either too quiet, not funny or very lucky.

I guess I'm lucky......Jami and I

Or is it Jami and Me?

 

[kpk89]

Hey Kimmie, did ya see that?

I am busy till tomorrow afternoon, but then I am going to attempt a wrap up. You have been warned

And Jami, I bumped it just now and will again as needed. No problem-o.

I missed it! I'm afraid I will be very easy to catch. Since you and Jam are both writing about your final day. I am just starting on Wednesday, which is jam-packed thanks to it being Conor's bday, then Thursday involves a haircut and other fun stuff, and Friday is our final day. With a whole diatribe about magical express. And the postlude, wrapup, what-have-you.

You'll both catch me. So will Mel, I think.

 

[AshClan]

Wow! It's just like the old days. Gone for a few hours, and I have like 10 pages to catch up on!

Amy, love the rules. We may have more to add. Have to think about it.

Grammy, I am sorry. The hot dog gasser was YAK. My bad. How's the zit?

Lou, you are, once again, Da Man. Thanks for the quote-o-rama. Loved it.

Mark, you may have to scout out some hotties. We've been kinda slow on the new members lately. BUT, if you are responsible for hotties, that means hotties of the MALE persuasion, too. Just sadin'

Sher, hope your pulled pork is good. Just don't get it at a wing place, k?

TINK! Congrats to both you and Dick on the big raise. When do you get the news on your promotion? I'm tellin' you right now, if you get that, we're not letting Dick have any say on the meet. YOU ARE coming!!!!

Hi Jami!
And, Finally, Haley, thanks for the TGM tips. I had heard you were the expert! I feel like I just need a 3 or 4 hour chunk of time to really check it out. Hope to get it sometime this weekend!

 

[kpk89]

To anyone I left out you were either too quiet, not funny or very lucky.

I'll take lucky, too. Though I still can't help feeling left out of the quote-o-rama. What does it say about me that I'd take the potential humiliation over being "left out?"

I'm a Maelstromer!! Through and through!

Kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREATgreatgreat job on the rules. Perfection. Seriously. I hereby acknowledge your mad skillz at rulemaking.

Yes Ash I am your buddy. I think Horsey is our buddy too. Among other buddies. The buddy web is rather tangled, but I'm counting on you to keep the Vikings posted in the event of my untimely demise.

 

[Grammyof2]

Is the buddy ONLY to inform of untimely demise???????

Cause I don't want one, in that case. I thought my buddy was supposed to hold my hand on the scarey rides or make sure you all knew when my birthday was, or to say sorry you have a zit. I have no demise planned (timely or not) in the near future, God willing and the creek don't rise.

But I don't even know who my buddies are. I'll take buddies for a 100 Alex.

What are the qualifications??? Nearby, know my digits, eat my brownies, what??? Rule maker - Please qualify the buddy system