Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[Shelby5514]

Stanley finally died!!!
Can you believe it!!
Took him long enough!!
Thanks for askin

May he rest in peace...

 

[paslea_pooh]

Birthday Reminder~
Shelby and Spectrum-Turbo July 22nd *

and

Rhonda- Aug 4th*

**Noted in the Maelstrom Book of Birthdays

 

[Shelby5514]

Last edited by paslea_pooh : Today at 05:42 PM. Reason: I know horsey's missing those clouns

THAT'S FOR YOU!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Holy cow! Middle of Page two is simply unacceptable.

Slackers.

 

[tink38]

Happy Birthday, Marita!

Shelby! You forgot Pongo on July 14th and ME on the 19th! Sniff, sniff...drivel drivel and all that Jazz.

GRAMMY! - LOVE the pic of you and your hubby! Y'all are too cute! I have to redo my pic now, though. Because now I'm brunette.

Dog - Mai Tai add that screw tops are never a good idea on the wine front, either. Just sayin'.

Welcome home to everyone that has been away Glad to have you back!

Sorry, Mel. I couldn't help myself.

We are moving offices tomorrow so I will probably be MIA for most of the day.

I'll be around tonight, though. No cooking for me here. We are having leftovers. Sorry to dissapoint!

 

[jw50]

Stanley finally died!!!
Can you believe it!!
Took him long enough!!
Thanks for askin

Was Stanley the rabbit?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARITA

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Happy Birthday to Backstage_Gal Marita

That works for me, LOL, it's the thought that counts!!

 

[Shelby5514]

No Tink~ Pooh had forgotten me, spectrum-turbo and rhonda...she had you and Pongo on her list, but somehow missed us... In fact, I've even got everybody's cakes all picked out and ready to bake! No-one could forget you Tink~ even with the dark hair you are...

<<cue the music>>

Unforgettable, thats what you are
Unforgettable though near or far
Like a song of love that clings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has someone been more

Unforgettable in every way
And forever more, thats how youll stay
Thats why, darling, its incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am unforgettable too

<<instrumental interlude>>

Unforgettable in every way
And forever more, thats how youll stay
Thats why, darling, its incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am unforgettable too


OK enough mushy crap...let's bring things back to what we all know and LOVE... I found this today and thought of you all...yeah, YOU too!

Here, for the grossly disoriented we have the definitive definition
/vomit/ v. spew out {or} up, spit up, belch forth; regurgitate, throw up, gag, retch, heave, {US} keck, {Colloq} puke, return (food), {Brit} sick up, {Slang chiefly Australian} chunder, {US} barf, upchuck, toss (one's) cookies, spiff (one's) biscuits
Oxford Thesaurus, Copyright 1991 Oxford Univ. Press

The Vomit Dictionary

A
abdominable voorheaves
air the diced carrots
animate throat-missles
anti-poop
arf

B
backwards bungee
bad caugh
barf
bark at ants
barking turkey
belch chasers
big spit
bit spit
blanch
blevis
blow
blow beets
blow bile
blow breakfast
blow chow
blow chowder
blow chunks
blow cookies
blow din-din
blow doughnuts
blow foam
blow groceries
blow lunch
blow your eats
blue chip special
bhluuuugh
boke
boot
boot camp
bow down before the porcelain god
bowel backup
brack
bring it up for a vote
brown-nose it
buick
burping bits
buy my buick

C
cack
call buicks
call dinosaurs
call for huey
call the elephants
call to the seals
call uncle ralph
call ralph on the big white telephone
calling jacob
carl earl
call (by telphone) the holy Urlich (the sound made while vomiting)
catch it on the rebound
chandu
Cheektowaga scream
chuck a pizza
chuckle
chum
chunder
chunderspew
clean house
clearing your throat the easy way
churn
commode hugging
cookin' for the cafeteria
copiously cough one's cookies
coughing chunks
curl and hurl

D
decorate pavement
deliver street pizza
disgorge
divulge dinner
don ho heave
drain the main
dribble phlem
drive the porcelain bus
drop chowder
dry boke
dump core

E
earl
eating backwards
effusing the night's excess

F
facial diarrhea
fecal burp
feed the birds
feed the fish, ducks
feed the houseplants
feed your young
fertilize the sidewalk
fill up the Tory swimming pool
fling floor pie
food escape!
food flight

G
gack
gag
get a refund on your lunch
give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick
growling splash monkey

H
hack it out
hack'n bile
hack some stew
have a school lunch rerun
ham hawking
hawk
heave
hiccup from hell
hock up a furball
honk
hooverin'
horfing it up
hork
huey
hug the porcelain wishing well
hurl
hurling projectile material with or without chunks

I
induce antiperistalsis
inverse gut
involuntary personal protein spill

J
jump shot

K
kissing the can
kneel before the porcelain throne

L
lap lung butter
lateral cookie toss
laugh at the carpet
laugh at the lawn
laugh at your shoes
launch lunch
leave lunch
liquid laugh
liquid scream
liquidate your assets
look for o'rourke
lose flourescent christmas cheer
lose some chopped carrots
lose weight
lose your lunch
lunch
lurch

M
make a (technicolor) tribute to disney
make an offering to the porcelain god
make chowder
make a crustless pizza
make food offerings to the china gods
make pavement asterisks
make the oatmeal hit the wall
meet my friends ralph and earl
mug the hurpey
multi-colored yawn

N
negative chug

O
offer a sacrifice to ralph, the porcelain god
order buicks over the big white phone
organ recital
organic output
out of stomach experience

P
pavement pizza
paint one's trousers
paint the back seat
park a tiger
park a buick
plant beets
play the whale
pop a gastric zit
porcelain projectiles
pour one's overindulgence
power barf
power boot
pray at the porcelain altar
pray to the porcelain goddess
pray to the porcelain gods
praying to the porcelain princess
projectile style
protein spill
psychadelic spit
puke

Q
quake one's gizzard
quease

R
rainbow fountain
rainbow kiss
regurgitate
ralph
read the toilet
recycle your lunch
regurgitate
retch
return the tripe
reverse diarrhea
reverse drink
reverse gears
reverse gut
reverse peristalsis
ride the regurgitron
rope på elgen --- Norwegian: call the moose
round trip meal ticket

S
screaming at the ants
scream cookies
sell a buick
sell cars (fooooorrrrd!!! buuuuuuiiiccccckkkk! hyuuuundai!!!!)
shaq-fu (sparky)
shout at your shoes
shout europe at the sink
shouting to Huey and Ralph
shunder
shpew
sing lunch
sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
sing to the sink
slam barf
snarf (aka: vomit via nasal passages)
sneeze cheeze
sneeze chunks
soul coughing
spew
spew chunks
spew snacks
spew spuds
spew the wild oats
spill the groceries
spill your life story
spit cheese
splash your hash
split pea spew
stomach overflow error
sprout

T
talk to god on the big white telephone
talk to huey down the big white telephone.
talk to john on the porcelain telephone
talk to ralph on the big white telephone
talk to rrraaalllfffff on the camode-a-phone
talk to the carpet
talk to your shoes
taste dinner
tastes even better the second time
taste lunch twice
technicolor yawn
technicolor yodel
the big spit
the brooklyn mating call
the jersey yodel
throw dinner
throw up
throw your voice
thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
toilet bowl love
toss your cookies
toss your tacos
turn your guts inside out
tuna salad swimming upstream

U
uke
un-eat
upchuck

V
vector-spew
visible burp
vomit

W
waste good beer
whistling beef
wolf
woof
worf
worship at the porcelain altar
worship the porcelain god
worhip ralph at the great procelain throne
wretch
wyatt erp

Y
yak
yark
yatch
yawn for the hearing impaired
yeech
yell at the ground
yell for hughie
yodel
york
yorkel
yorp
yuke

 

[HaleyB]

OMG Shelby that was too funny.
Someone clearly had too much free time. Looks like something the guys at Mr. Silly's work would put together.

Gotta run. Dinner time and all. See all y'all later (did I get that right?)

 

[Backstage_Gal]

To all my friends who posted birthday wishes, THANK YOU, sniff........... I am truly touched.

Haley, Steph, Susan, GaCat, Pooh (nice likeness of me), Mark, Grammy, Tracey, Pongo (3? tru again- ok, I'll take 39), Tink and Joe and if I missed anyone Im so sorry, I tried.

Grammy, for today Im 39 and holding, ok?

We had a welcome lunch for a new Intern today at the Yacht Club Galley, and boss told the waitress that is was my birthday and to bring out something special, and they brought out this totally YUMMY chocolate Mousse little cake with a candle, a little MM pic wafer picture (adorable), and painted with whatever creamy sauce on the plate, various fruit colors and very nice looking art on the plate. YUMMY!

Thanks again all, see you later, off to do some dishes

TTFN!

 

[NAB]

Since Amy is bathe the kiddies I will turn the page.....

 

[tink38]

Shelby - Thanks for the song, sweetie.

As for the vomit dictionary, my current fave (have not yet read all the way through) is Facial Diarrhea.

That's just funny. And I don't care WHO you are.

LY/MI!

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

MAN! I was practically on my knees BEGGING for some love.

What did I get?

Nothing. Zip. Zero. nada. The Big O. Zilch. Naught. A Goose Egg. The number of points UF is goign to score against FSU this year.

The number of points FSU scored against UF last year.

Oh well. What's a guy gotta do? Pole dance or something?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

MAN! I was practically on my knees BEGGING for some love.

What did I get?

Nothing. Zip. Zero. nada. The Big O. Zilch. Naught. A Goose Egg. The number of points UF is goign to score against FSU this year.

The number of points FSU scored against UF last year.

Oh well. What's a guy gotta do? Pole dance or something?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

What are you trying to do, Mark? One up Shelbie with the list o' plenty of ways to say "Zero"?

What are FSU and UF?

Take a proper picture of your toe-point and I'LL give you some love. You dancin' fool you!

I know I've been gone a long time but someone tell me why PP has a picture of Brangelina in her signature?

Shelbie ~ you forgot one: Oral flush...

What the heck is wrong with you people?

Miss'd ya all.

Except Master G. But he'll hear from Me(l) tomorrow! Big time.

Night all! Melly.

 

[AshClan]

Markymarkymark,

HI BABY! I was going to add you to my hellos earlier, but I was only acknowledging recent posters. I never try to hit everyone. I know I'd forget people. YOU, however, I'd never forget. You are da man. da rev. da nice guy who gets the great girl. Now stop whining. Really. You're embarrassing yourself.

 

[sleepydog25]

Happy Birthday, Marita!

Dog - Mai Tai add that screw tops are never a good idea on the wine front, either. Just sayin'.

Dadgummit. I hate being the newbie and spreading controversy from the get-go. . .buuuuuttttt, screw tops are actually catching on at some very good wineries. For example, Wishing Tree Shiraz (is NOT swill, you-know-who-you-are!) is a perennially high-rated Wine Spectator selection from Down Under and they use screw tops. Same goes for wineries all over, from CA to OR to WA to Germany to Australia & New Zealand. That being said, as a general rule, it can still be said that screw tops are not considered vogue. Plus, there's the whole sensuality and romance notion involved in uncorking a wine; further, there is some controversy whether screw tops will allow proper oxidation and cellaring for age-worthy wines. For me, tink, I still--and likely always will--prefer corks over screw tops. . .I humbly beseech you not to whip me, insolent cur that I am. . .

 

[tink38]

What are you trying to do, Mark? One up Shelbie with the list o' plenty of ways to say "Zero"?

What are FSU and UF?

Take a proper picture of your toe-point and I'LL give you some love. You dancin' fool you!

I know I've been gone a long time but someone tell me why PP has a picture of Brangelina in her signature?

Shelbie ~ you forgot one: Oral flush...

What the heck is wrong with you people?

Miss'd ya all.

Except Master G. But he'll hear from Me(l) tomorrow! Big time.

Night all! Melly.

He posted on your trippie today, Mel. Check it out.

 

[sheridac]

Dadgummit. I hate being the newbie and spreading controversy from the get-go. . .buuuuuttttt, screw tops are actually catching on at some very good wineries. For example, Wishing Tree Shiraz (is NOT swill, you-know-who-you-are!) is a perennially high-rated Wine Spectator selection from Down Under and they use screw tops. Same goes for wineries all over, from CA to OR to WA to Germany to Australia & New Zealand. That being said, as a general rule, it can still be said that screw tops are not considered vogue. Plus, there's the whole sensuality and romance notion involved in uncorking a wine; further, there is some controversy whether screw tops will allow proper oxidation and cellaring for age-worthy wines. For me, tink, I still--and likely always will--prefer corks over screw tops. . .I humbly beseech you not to whip me, insolent cur that I am. . .

Did someone say swill????

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I Love my screw top wine, I am a cognac connoisoir (sp? too lazy to look it up)

 

[jamal]

LaLa - I know you can't quit this gig cold turkey. I know you are lurking, so this is for you. You're right - my Walmart couldn't touch your local pig product variety. We had some tongues, but that was it. Nothing picture worthy. But we have this. It even made CNN Headline News this morning. Doin' Central Georgia proud.

http://www.13wmaz.com/news/top_stor...x?storyid=27769

NM, Now I am just hurt. Your area hosted the Redneck Games and you did not invite us??????? I don't understand. That would have been right up the Strommers' alley. Were you afraid we would embarrass you??????