Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[Master Gracie]

Ahh...I feel better.

With apologies to my left leaning friends.

Now it's my turn to stir the pot a bit

I crack myself up.

 

[sheridac]

Ahh...I feel better.

With apologies to my left leaning friends.

Now it's my turn to stir the pot a bit

I crack myself up.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LaLa]

I just have to say those pictures from the Insanity Meet are crazy wild. Yall looked like yall had a really great time. Sher. Your skirt's not short enough Woman. I think you can do better than that. (((SLAP)))
I loved seeing everybody. Yall look the same and different all at the same time from what I imagined yall would look like.

Ash: Thanks for thinkin of me. But please tell her to read mine first instead of Mel's. Because if she reads Mel's first, she won't want to read my sad piddly little report which is nowhere NEAR as funny as that crazy Canuck's. Although I do have the paragraph thing going for me. And there's always the puke stories.

MasterG: You know you're a full on computer dude. Even if you do refuse to answer my questions about mysterious edit functions. And wear Red Hammer pants around the house. Or so we hear.

Horsey: Hey! I miss you! Where's our Chapstick?

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Glad to see yall had another whirlwind trip to Disney. No wonder the characters all remember yall. I'll be looking for another trip report if Rhonda can keep Marky Mark from on the CB. I think he likes to bicker. Heh Heh. LY/MI MM.

Donna: Hey! Just had to bold ya.

Frickles my 89 sista: I'm still looking. I haven't found anything that would rival the meat picture yet though. But don't worry. I'll spring it on ya when ya least expect it. And you can bet it'll be right before lunch too. I got your back.

 

[J and R's mom]

Ahh...I feel better.

With apologies to my left leaning friends.

Now it's my turn to stir the pot a bit

I crack myself up.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Hi everyone!

Sorry I'm never around anymore, this thing called work keeps getting in my way. That, and trips to the World. And yesterday, I got the only book I didn't have of a 32 book series that I collect (it has taken me 6 years to find this last one at a price I was willing to pay), so I spent last night reading it, after Wesley went to bed.

I had no idea what Mark was up to. Wouldn't have mattered if I did. I think Amy and I share the same feelings on these things. I have very strong opinions, but talking to brick walls is not my idea of a good time. Not that ANY of you, my dear friends, are brick walls!!

MG, nice post. Mark will be proud!

Ash and others who wanted my digits... I'll be happy to PM you (in a few), but my phone has been dead for two days. I can never seem to remember to charge the darn thing.

All of you IS are beauties! Can't wait to meet everyone in October! Grammy, are you bringing brownies? Chris, sorry we lost you on Peter Pan. Funny, it was right as we entered Neverland. No cingular service there, evidently.

I'm back to work. Or to work on my TR. One or the other.

 

[AshClan]

Ash: Thanks for thinkin of me. But please tell her to read mine first instead of Mel's. Because if she reads Mel's first, she won't want to read my sad piddly little report which is nowhere NEAR as funny as that crazy Canuck's. Although I do have the paragraph thing going for me. And there's always the puke stories.

Girlie, you are way too modest. You are a CONTENDER, for sure. Right up there on my top 5. Yes, your TR is a little different than Mel's (Cripes, whose isn't?!?), but it is just as funny and special!!

MG, you are just askin for it, Mister!! Just a little warning...those Hamma pants are a little tough to run in when the fanatics (on either side) start chasin ya!! You might want to dress in your shiny Adidas sweatpants instead. Just in case.

Rhonda, we miss you. Yes, give me those digits. Even though I won't be able to understand your southern self. And don't forget to charge your phone!

 

[Master Gracie]

Just a little warning...those Hamma pants are a little tough to run in when the fanatics (on either side) start chasin ya!! You might want to dress in your shiny Adidas sweatpants instead. Just in case.

Bah...I am gonna wear shorts. That way, my lack of leg hair (thanks to the rooster) will be beneficial. No wind resistance.

 

[sleepydog25]

I could not agree with you more.

Nor I you. Wanna start a fan club for each other?

Dawg and Sher, enough with the wine whining, k? I don't drink any of it, so there To each his own!!! Coffee, too. Hey, I don't drink that, either! Think it has anything to do with my need for conflict avoidance?? (Unlike SOME people around here!!!)

Ash, I wine; she whines. It's that simple. And she knows that I know that she knows that I know that she knows that. . .

 

[sheridac]

I just have to say those pictures from the Insanity Meet are crazy wild. Yall looked like yall had a really great time. Sher. Your skirt's not short enough Woman. I think you can do better than that. (((SLAP)))

La~

Since apparently we've now been morphed into one entity by a gourd-head, I guess I'd say our skirt's not short enough.

Now. Don't bicker. You know I oppose that. And TL. And Coke. Yoo hoo. The Circle K. And. Cheese from a tin.

 

[sheridac]

Nor I you. Wanna start a fan club for each other?
Ash, I wine; she whines. It's that simple. And she knows that I know that she knows that I know that she knows that. . .

D~

You really should try a better wine. And a better coffee. Like DD's. Or Seattle's Best.

 

[Master Gracie]

What is wrong with you people. I found this down almost to the end of the second page? Is that the way you care for our stuff?!?!?

You know that's why we can't have nothin' nice around here!!!

 

[tink38]

Nor I you. Wanna start a fan club for each other?
Ash, I wine; she whines. It's that simple. And she knows that I know that she knows that I know that she knows that. . .

OUCH! Diet Coke out of the nose is NOT good!

And Dog, we might as well. Nobody else is gonna do it!

(I like to put that little pink rolly head because he is quite the challenge for me to click on. Okay! I'm stepping AWAY from the monitor now.)

 

[Master Gracie]

Okay! I'm stepping AWAY from the monitor now.

Why? Your belly can't be gettin' big yet. You're only, what...a month or so now.

 

[tink38]

Why? Your belly can't be gettin' big yet. You're only, what...a month or so now.

I'm sorry. Did someone say something?

 

[tink38]

MG - You DO realize it's your fault this thread has come to a halt, right?

Everyone is over at YOUR thread! Personally, I am QUITE fascinated with Denniss99. In a car wreck sort of way.

 

[J and R's mom]

I'm still laughing over here because of that thread...

And what's this about short skirts?

 

[Shelby5514]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse at work...

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nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just
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Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's
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[drebert]

Shelby-

 

[Master Gracie]

Ok, heading home.

You all have homework. Monitor my thread. If anyone tries to make it serious, slap a "W is responsible for PMS" on 'em or some such.

Thanks for your time, at this time, until next time.

 

[J and R's mom]

OMGoodness, Shelby. The toilet break and lunch break is too funny.