Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[sheridac]

And another thing!!!

I have thoroughly enjoyed my couple of hours in the sun. Which. I believe. Is day number 3 of the 4.2 days of sun I see ANNUALLY!!!!

Unfortunately, poor PD didn't NOT get any attention at all. All that yummy warmth and sunshine went straight to my lil' head and I just floated and snoozed!!!

 

[latoberg]

Okay, ya'll, this

Be back later. With a better tan and No tan lines.

And this

Everyone KNOWS. I am the QUEEN of NO TAN LINES!!!!!

AND THIS

Reason: and. you can't have no tan lines unless you are doing what I do. are you????

I did NOT want/need/desire to see on my computer right before I go into worship. There I was doing some prep work for worship. I had to have my laptop in the sanctuary for an email (21st century church has wireless). I flip over to the dis tab and what do I see but ya'll talking about no tan lines. For pity's sake people, there are innocent children and preachers on here.

 

[sheridac]

Okay, ya'll, this



And this



AND THIS




I did NOT want/need/desire to see on my computer right before I go into worship. There I was doing some prep work for worship. I had to have my laptop in the sanctuary for an email (21st century church has wireless). I flip over to the dis tab and what do I see but ya'll talking about no tan lines. For pity's sake people, there are innocent children and preachers on here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LACTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I just laughed full-on for five minutes!!!!

 

[latoberg]

Reason: serves you right for dissing when you should be working!!!

MULTI-TASKING! That's why I have two hands and two eyes. I would say something about two ears, but then my wife would want to know why I can't work on the computer and hear her at the same time.

 

[javamom]

Hi everyone!!!!!!!

I'm Back

How 7 days went that fricken fast I have no idea.....

Hope everyone had a great week. I will try to post Plutopants pictures as soon as I get a chance.

welcome back... tell us... everything!

 

[tink38]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LACTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I just laughed full-on for five minutes!!!!

Me too! Thanks for having my back with the painting. So do you think it's trying to tell me something? As in, "Pick up the brush and just DO IT, you idiot!!!"?

BTW, after my 2 hours in the sun last week I STILL have tan lines. Whick Dick thinks is very sexy. Go figure. Unfortunately, I awoke this morning with AAACK! peeling cleavage. NOT SEXY. Don't worry. I put lotion on to stop it. I hope.

So, no one answered me about the intitiation ceremonies. Sorry, I forgot about Lacto. Did we do the leg waxing yet or not? And where has Paul been?

 

[Shelby5514]

I came across something in a book and I was curious if it had happened to anyone besides me.

Here is the line...

"It was like when she'd made out with a random and obscure guy in her dreams, then felt strangely attracted to him the next morning."

It's usually MUCH worse because it's often NOT an obscure guy, but someone I know and would NOT be attracted to otherwise. Then it becomes freaky when I run into him somewhere and I start to think...if I had a dream about HIM maybe he had a dream about ME and our subconscious minds met somewhere in the same dream and he's as uncomfortable about seeing me as I am about seeing him.


Has this ever happened to anyone?

 

[HaleyB]

I came across something in a book and I was curious if it had happened to anyone besides me.

Here is the line...

"It was like when she'd made out with a random and obscure guy in her dreams, then felt strangely attracted to him the next morning."

It's usually MUCH worse because it's often NOT an obscure guy, but someone I know and would NOT be attracted to otherwise. Then it becomes freaky when I run into him somewhere and I start to think...if I had a dream about HIM maybe he had a dream about ME and our subconscious minds met somewhere in the same dream and he's as uncomfortable about seeing me as I am about seeing him.


Has this ever happened to anyone?

Hmmm, no. Can't say that it has.

I did have a dream about a chain reaction Zzubing... I have a weak tummy and in my dream DS got sick and DH was not home so I had to clean it up. I was fine at first but caught a bit of the smell when putting stuff into the washing mashine and, well, Zzubed. Then I woke up and for a minute could not figure out if it was a dream or real. Then I Zzubed again just thinking about it. Then I woke up for real. I hate when I 'wake up' in a dream but really am still in the dream. My little brain has real issues with that.




And nothing to do with dreams but it made me think about this.

I can not eat hot dogs anymore. I blame La La (and myself). But I don't even eat real hot dogs, I eat the Morning Star vegitarian hot dogs. Or I used to. I took one little bite of one the other day (my daughter had not finished hers) and almost lost it. Right there. I think I did throw up in my mouth a little bit, even. Felt sick for hours.

 

[latoberg]

BTW, after my 2 hours in the sun last week I STILL have tan lines. Whick Dick thinks is very sexy. Go figure. Unfortunately, I awoke this morning with AAACK! peeling cleavage. NOT SEXY. Don't worry. I put lotion on to stop it. I hope.

I don't know. There might be some wild and crazy lizards out there. That whole skin shedding may be a turn on for them.

So, no one answered me about the intitiation ceremonies. Sorry, I forgot about Lacto. Did we do the leg waxing yet or not? And where has Paul been?

And there ain't no one here (wo)man enough for that job. How about a toe. That's not nearly as time consuming?

 

[latoberg]

I came across something in a book and I was curious if it had happened to anyone besides me.

Here is the line...

"It was like when she'd made out with a random and obscure guy in her dreams, then felt strangely attracted to him the next morning."

It's usually MUCH worse because it's often NOT an obscure guy, but someone I know and would NOT be attracted to otherwise. Then it becomes freaky when I run into him somewhere and I start to think...if I had a dream about HIM maybe he had a dream about ME and our subconscious minds met somewhere in the same dream and he's as uncomfortable about seeing me as I am about seeing him.


Has this ever happened to anyone?

It probably has happened to me. But my wife has a recurring thing with the Wiggles. I keep telling myself that it's nothing personal.

 

[tink38]

I don't know. There might be some wild and crazy lizards out there. That whole skin shedding may be a turn on for them.



And there ain't no one here (wo)man enough for that job. How about a toe. That's not nearly as time consuming?

AAH. You have underestimated the strength of the Maelstrom ladies, me thinks. Not ONLY are we Vikings, amd Pirates, we are also Ninjas. And now we will have to kill you. I think.

LY/MI!

 

[latoberg]

Haley has tan lines no taning beds for this girl (I wonder how Lacto thought Sher got no tan lines???)!!!

It ain't the source of the lines....It's the lack of things stopping the source of the lines. Last time I took physical science and flunked physics, you have to have a lack of barriers in order to produce those bronzing skin changes.If you got no lines, you got no clothes...that's NEKKID in these parts.

And there ain't no reason for that stuff to be brought up at that time of the morning. Unless you're in the shower.

 

[AshClan]

Welcome back Minnie! You're right...that was fast. Hope you had a blast. Can't wait to hear all about it.

Lato (or Berg!), you gotta get used to this kinda thing when Sher's around. Just give in, be assimilated, and don't feel guilty. Or don't check the thread from church.

Haley, we get INFESTED with ladybugs in the spring and fall every year. Millions of 'em. And they get in the house. We actually have to vaccuum them up (I know, bad luck...that's why I don't squish 'em). Want to buy some from us???!!! And I still eat hot dogs. Had one yesterday. But I've pretty much got an iron stomach.

Shelby...uuuuhhhhhh, NO. Sorry, that's never happened to me. Sounds a little creepy-dee, actually.

Sher, glad you got your sun. Me too. I wore a very different bathing suit today, so I've got all sorts of bizarro tan lines goin' on.

And Tink, .....is a fastpass!!!!!! (didn't want to leave you hangin)

 

[sheridac]

It ain't the source of the lines....It's the lack of things stopping the source of the lines. Last time I took physical science and flunked physics, you have to have a lack of barriers in order to produce those bronzing skin changes.If you got no lines, you got no clothes...that's NEKKID in these parts.

And there ain't no reason for that stuff to be brought up at that time of the morning. Unless you're in the shower.

Actually. I didn't bring it up. Just sayin'.

And.

Are you scolding me???

 

[sheridac]

Me too! Thanks for having my back with the painting. So do you think it's trying to tell me something? As in, "Pick up the brush and just DO IT, you idiot!!!"?

BTW, after my 2 hours in the sun last week I STILL have tan lines. Whick Dick thinks is very sexy. Go figure. Unfortunately, I awoke this morning with AAACK! peeling cleavage. NOT SEXY. Don't worry. I put lotion on to stop it. I hope.

So, no one answered me about the intitiation ceremonies. Sorry, I forgot about Lacto. Did we do the leg waxing yet or not? And where has Paul been?

1) I think it's saying "Pick up the brush and just DO FINISH IT for Sher, you idiot!!!"?
2) eeek and dwats!! Lotion away girl!! Hurry. Now. And multiple times.
3) I believe Pooh is in charge of initiation rituals. I think. Def. NOT me.
4) MG you mean?? He spends all his time at Mel's now. I think. Or he's a lurker. Not really sure which!!

 

[latoberg]

Actually. I didn't bring it up. Just sayin'.

And.

Are you scolding me???

Perish the thought. I wouldn't dream of scolding. I don't know you well enough to scold.

If you want to be Queen of No Tan Lines, please feel free. The human body is a gift and there are many admirable gifts in this world. You and paslea brought up the subject, though. I'm just trying to protect the innocent.

 

[latoberg]

AAH. You have underestimated the strength of the Maelstrom ladies, me thinks. Not ONLY are we Vikings, amd Pirates, we are also Ninjas. And now we will have to kill you. I think.

LY/MI!

Look, us Germans need all the hair we've been given. It's cold over there. Especially since I have lost so much insulation on top. And you never know when that natural urge to conquer Russia will rear it's ugly head. (or France - but they have wine)

 

[jamal]

Thank you Ash my yes-I understood-you-friend!!!!!

Welcome home Minnie! Are you sure you've had time to go and get back this fast? We look forward to stories and pics!!!

Why do people have a hard time using the !!! ??? It's the best!! Actually, though (and this speaks to your question Pooh), my favoritefavorite borg grammar sister, Lynne Truss (author of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves) fusses at those of us who overuse it. http://eatsshootsandleaves.com/buyus.html

Speaking of books, The CookMaster gave me a new one for my birthday (along with a set of small screwdrivers, a Rock City birdhouse, and a bag of her cookies). It's called The Right to Write. Anyone read it???

Southern Mom tan story--jump right in LaLa and others-- flipflop and red/brown neck from baseball field, standard tank tan from water aerobics and days at swim team practice, protecting the face with a visor and sunglasses.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Look, us Germans need all the hair we've been given. It's cold over there. Especially since I have lost so much insulation on top. And you never know when that natural urge to conquer Russia will rear it's ugly head. (or France - but they have wine)

From one German to another, you HAVE to hang onto hair. Or buy lots of hats and look dorky. Just saying....

And Lato - Mountain??????? Note multiple ???? here, couldn't use !!!!!!!'s

 

[horsegirl]

Having been gone all day, I will chime in here. I do not have any tan lines either. And before Lacto, you scold me, let me explain. I do not tan. I have that fair tender freckly skin that leaves one scalded, bright red and blistering on the sheets after several hours in the sun. Who remembers the Heartbreak Kid with Charles Grodin and Cybil Shepard? I would be the hideous burn victim indoors after day one. So I use SPF 8002. I like to think of myself born of aristocracy in the Victorian times, when pale skin implied wealth and the lack of field work....So ya'll won't know what I wear to sun bathe....

Welcome home MommyP! Welcome back Minnie!