Prepare for epic ranting because I'm in the parks twice a month at least and I see quite literally the WORST of people every time:
--A stroller is not a battering ram, a free pass into a line, or an object that gives you the right of way everywhere.
--Do not show up to a parade/fireworks show/any kind of show mere minutes before it starts and expect a front row seat or try to wrestle your way into one.
--CONTROL YOUR FREAKING CHILDREN!
--The chair next to me with my backpack on it is NOT a jungle gym, your three year old does not need to run twenty feet away with you while you smile and say 'aww', and your eight-year-old does not need a pacifier.
--Elevators, monorails, parking trams, ride vehicles, etc. have occupancy limits FOR A REASON!
--If your kid can push his/her own stroller, it's time to get rid of it.
--If your kid spends more time on an iPhone/iPad than actually enjoying the park, you have failed.
--If a CM tells you to do or not do something, follow what they say. (This one's especially for the lady at Space Mountain a couple of days ago who thought it would be cool to blow smoke rings from an e-cigarette into the faces of everyone around her, including the CM who told her she couldn't smoke inside.)
And finally, one specific one from today at MK:
--If I'm dressed up for Dapper Day and that outfit includes a small parasol which I am using because I am super sensitive to the sun, DO NOT tell me to put it away while waiting for the new parade to start, because I've been waiting on that curb for three hours and you just got here ten minutes before. Plus, you were much taller than me and the stupid thing was sitting on my head, so it was NOT blocking your view. Now I have heat rash on my chest because of you. Thanks, random dude.
