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I'm getting off; I have to paint my nails and do other fun stuff so bye byee
 
You're trapped Spiderman, trapped in this gigantic bath.
 
Unlikely letters to an agony aunt.

Dear Agony aunt. My voice is changing and i'm getting hair on my chest. Is this normal? From Sally Dergan. Age 9.

I've been saving up for a sex change. I don't care what my wife says, she's going through with it!

My wife says i'm a compulsive liar. I think she's jealous that my reggae song with Rio Ferdinand reached number one in the charts.

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
 
This is what I brought you,
This you can keep.
This is what I brought,
You may forget me.
I promise to depart
Just promise one thing.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
 
This is what I brought you,
This you can keep.
This is what I brought,
You may forget me.
I promise you my heart,
Just promise to sing.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
 
This is what I thought,
I thought you need me.
This is what I thought,
So think me naïve.
I promise you a heart,
You promise to keep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
 
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