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I sat on my mom's reading glasses. And broke them.
And now she's mad.
How was I supposed to know they were there?!
They were under a blanket under a magazine!!
 
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Read all about it!
Read all about it!
News of the world!
News of the world!
 

I'm the mother****ing wrench
Thrown in the gears
Everything was great 'til I got here
I'm a bad guy inside and out
Put your faith in me and I'll spit it out
And I admit I'm a basket case
With lipstick smeared across my face
Cocked and loaded can't shut me up
Blame it on the music to cover it up.
 
Hey stupid don't suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destroy 'til there is no more
Put your helmet let's go to war
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
 
Some things are better left unsaid
But I'd like to see a bullet in your head
Charge the damage to my card
And I'll see you on the graveyard boulevard.
Have a boot to the face its on me
Hard to talk **** with no ****ing teeth
Spit 'em out, spit 'em out all in a row
So pucker up sucker here's one for the road

Hey stupid don't suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destroy 'til there is no more
Put your helmet let's go to war
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
 
Shut your face and open your eyes
Your whole ****ing life was a lie
And everything that you stood for
Just had its *** kicked out the door
Well I am rubber and you are glue
I'll beat the mother****ing **** outta you
You're pro-life and I'm pro-death
And I'll throw you from the tree
And break your ****ing neck
 
Hey stupid don't suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destroy 'til there is no more
Put your helmet let's go to war
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's ****ing go
 
You're a canary, I'm a coal mine
Because sorrow is just all the rage.
 
The shirt I got from the Swag Bucks site is too long :headache: I didn't plan on wearing it. I never wear any of my band shirts for more than five minutes.
 
The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you.
 
Tickets to Metallica all weekend on KFMA...I heard The Used will have a new album out in 2009 :)
 
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