Random Thread & The Philosopher's Stone

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Lots of poems rhyme.
This one doesn't.
 
"I want adventure in the great wide somewhere/I want it more then I can tell/And for once it might be grand/To have someone understand/I want so much more then they've got planned"




I can't believe I missed GOF. Darn it.
Barty Crouch Junior. I always liked him as a villain.
 

There was a young poet of Mainz
Whose limericks had no last lines.
When asked why this was,
He said "it's because
 
There was a man from Rome
Who daily composed a poem
Try as he might
He just couldn't quite
Stop from putting too many words in the last line, it sounded awful.
 
The limerick, peculiar to English
Proved exceedingly hard to extinguish
When Congress in session
Decreed its suppression
People got around it by writing the last line without any rhyme or meter
 
The limerick, peculiar to English
Proved exceedingly hard to extinguish
When Congress in session
Decreed its suppression
People got around it by writing the last line without any rhyme or meter

haikus are easy.
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator.
 
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