"went for a run and of course a house or something was on fire and so when i ran all i was breathing in was smoke so my chest hurts cause i got no oxygen, and something was on fire so some else is pretty screwed right now and sorry for tehm hope they get better"
And I responded to that status by saying "I guess you should've listen to me and came to the Bible play instead, and you wouldn't have breathed in smoke! But I see, running by flaming houses is more important." He better feel bad now.