Random Thread & The Interchangeable Inside Joke

[m!ssemmx0]

Customer: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Customer: "VOOM"? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Customer: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Several scenes/sequences were cut from the film, including scenes where Frenchy tries to help Michael become a "cool rider", Michael talking to Stephanie and comforting her after the talent show scene, and a sequence at the very end of the film where Michael and Stephanie fly off into the sunset on a motorcycle, similar to the ending of "Grease", where Danny and Sandy fly off into the sunset in a car.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Sergeant-Major: Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

The song "Do It For Our Country" is a duet between Sharon (Maureen Teefy) and Louis (Peter Frechette). However, Maureen Teefy couldn't make it to the recording of the song, so Peter Frechette had to sing the whole song himself, which is why on the movie's soundtrack, Maureen's vocals are not included. Later, Maureen's voice was dubbed in, but her voice didn't make the soundtrack's final cut.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Interviewer: I didn't really call you "Eddie Baby", did I, sweetie?
Sir Edward Ross: Don't call me "Sweetie"!
Interviewer: Can I call you "Sugarplum"?
Sir Edward Ross: No!
Interviewer: Pussycat?
Sir Edward Ross: No!
Interviewer: Angel Drawers?
Sir Edward Ross: No, you may not! Now get on with it.
Interviewer: Can I call you Frank?
Sir Edward Ross: Why Frank?
Interviewer: Frank's a nice name. President Nixon's got a hedgehog called Frank.
Sir Edward Ross: What is going on?
Interviewer: Frank, Frankie, Fran, Frannie... little Frannie boo...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Didi Conn explained in a 2003 interview why her character Frenchy disappeared about halfway into the movie. She said when they began filming, the script was not even finished yet, but the draft they were using still had her character in it. However, the script was rewritten once again during filming, and her character had been written out, and she was told halfway through filming that she was no longer needed. Then, during the editing process, the filmmakers ultimately decided to include her character Frenchy in the final cut, though they had limited footage. Didi described the filming process as "rushed, frantic, and unorganized".

 

[AmandaSparks730]

During filming, the two leads Michelle Pfeiffer and Maxwell Caulfield did not get along. A few years after the film was released, Maxwell said in an interview that he and Michelle "got along infamously". Michelle has also stated in an interview that Maxwell was "self-adoring".

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Bevis: I didn't want to do this, you know. I wanted to be a lumberjack!
Mr. Praline: Yes, this is irrelevant.
Bevis: Yes! A lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The smell of fresh cut timber! The giant redwood! The larch! The fir! The mighty Scots pine! With my best girlie by my side, we'd sing... sing... sing!
[sings]
Bevis: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK/I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK/He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Bevis: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory/On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties Chorus: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory/On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea./He's a lumberjack and he's OK/He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Bevis: I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers/I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties Chorus: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press widlflowers.
[uneasily]
Mounties Chorus: He puts on... women's... clothing? And hangs around... in... bars?
[bright as ever]
Mounties Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK/He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Bevis: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra/I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa.
Mounties Chorus: He cuts down trees, he wears... high... heels? Suspenders? And a... bra? Ugghhh...
[they storm off]
Bevis: I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!
Best Girl: Oh, Bevis! And I though you were so butch!

 

[I Am What I Am]

I need a song that I can purchase from Amazon. Their having a special, type in GET3MP3S and you can get 3 99 cent MP3s for free.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

"He's knocking on the back door, should I let him in?"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Characters and actors who reprized their roles from Grease (1978) and returned to appear in this sequel included Didi Conn as Frenchy; Eve Arden as Principal McGee; Dody Goodman as the principal's assistant, Blanche Hodel; Sid Caesar as Coach Calhoun; and Eddie Deezen as Eugene Felnic. Dick Patterson, who played Mr. Rudie in Grease (1978), this time around plays Mr Spears. Moreover, Dennis Stewart, who had played Scorpions member Leo in Grease (1978), played Balmudo in this sequel.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Announcer: In this picture, there are forty-seven people. None of them can be seen. In this film, we hope to show you how not to be seen. This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, London, SE14. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw, will you stand up, please?
[Mr. Bradshaw stands up and is shot]
Announcer: This demonstrates the value of not being seen.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Michael Carrington: Hello?
Stephanie Zinone: Hi.
Michael Carrington: I wanted to ask you if you're free after school today.
Stephanie Zinone: Yeah. I'm free every day. It's in the Constitution.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Customer: [walks into pet store] Uh, excuse me, miss?
Owner: [looks up] What'd you mean "miss"?
Customer: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I... I have a cold.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Stephanie Zinone: [singing] I want a whole lot more than the boy next door. I want hell on wheels.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sharon: We're going to die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Self-Defense teacher: Now, it's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless!
Self-Defense student #2: Suppose he's got a bunch?
Self-Defense teacher: SHUT UP!
Self-Defense student #4: Suppose he's got a pointed stick?
Self-Defense teacher: ...SHUT UP!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Louis: You got something going with Paulette?
Johnny Nogerelli: Let's just say I'm giving her therapy for her disease.
Louis: Which disease?
Johnny Nogerelli: Nymphoid mania.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Louis: KABLAM! NUCLEOID WAR!

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Its coldddd.

I'm going to turn on the heater.