Random Thread & The Interchangeable Inside Joke

[m!ssemmx0]

High Court Offical: [first juror is imitating a fish swimming] Bird?
Lawyer: Swimmer!
High Court Offical: Breast stroke!
Prosecuting Counsel: Brian Phelps!
High Court Offical: No, no, no! He was a diver!
Lawyer: Esther Williams, then!
High Court Offical: No, no! Don't be silly! How can you find someone *not* Esther Williams?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Rizzo: [singing] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee / Lousy with virginity / Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed / I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Coach Calhoun: [reading list of dance rules] All couples must be boy-girl.
Putzie: Too bad, Eugene!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Principal McGee: [continuing with dance rules] Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be immediately disqualified
Rizzo: Well, that leaves us out!
Coach Calhoun: Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

But which one is the one I told you about?

dang. neither are friends with matt.

 

[I Am What I Am]

I haven't seen this film yet but I totally know what happens in this scene thanks to the score.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Danny: Why, this car is Auto-matic. Its System-matic. Its Hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its Greased Lightning!

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Hungarian: [reading from a English-Hungarian dictionary] I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Sorry?
Hungarian: I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, this... uh... tobacconist.
Hungarian: Ah! I vill not buy this *tobacconist*, it is sratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, tobacco... um... cigarettes.
Hungarian: Ja! "Ci-ga-ret-ta"! Uh... My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

dang. neither are friends with matt.

Ah, but that is where you're wrong! One of them is in fact friends with Matt!

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Other possible names for the series were "Gwen Dibley's Flying Circus", "Owl-Stretching Time" (which was used as the name for one episode), "Bun, Whackett, Buzzard, Stubble and Boot", "A Toad Elevating Moment", "Sex and Violence", "A Horse, a Bucket and a Spoon". One early working title for the series was simply, "It's..."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Rizzo: Ok, so what do you guys think this is a gang bang?
Sonny: Yeah, you wish.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Ah, but that is where you're wrong! One of them is in fact friends with Matt!

Well Matt's privacy settings are so good he doesn't show up on their list to me.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Danny: You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that.
Sonny: Right, the chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

The Pythons wrote all of their sketches in teams. Cambridge graduates John Cleese and Graham Chapman wrote together, as did Oxford men Terry Jones and Michael Palin. Eric Idle, another Cambridge alumnus, wrote alone. "Links" between sketches were the only pieces written by the entire group collectively. Animator Terry Gilliam worked independently of the five core members, but joined them for writers' meetings to help them piece it all together and act as a sort of test audience.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Well Matt's privacy settings are so good he doesn't show up on their list to me.

Doesn't surprise me, techno-geek he is. Bahaha, it's Jake M. by the way. OH WAIT, THERE'S TWO JAKE M.'S! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Principal McGee: I think we all owe a round of applause for Patty Symcox and Eugene Felsnick and committee for their beautiful decorations.
Sonny: Let's hear it for the toilet paper!
Principal McGee: In just a few moments the entire nation will be watching Rydell High, God help us, and I want you to all be on your best behavior.
Sonny: NO HINEY BITING!

 

[m!ssemmx0]

At least two sketches can trace their origins back to How to Irritate People (1968), a TV special that John Cleese starred in and wrote with Graham Chapman prior to "Flying Circus". First, the "Silly Job Interview" in which Cleese rings a bell and has people scoring Chapman's reaction came directly from the special. Also the infamous/famous "Parrot Sketch" was adapted largely from a sketch Chapman wrote for the earlier show about a car salesman who flatly refused to admit that there was anything wrong with the car that was literally falling apart on stage.

 

[I Am What I Am]

DIY that the four drumbeats that The Master constantly hears is actually the Doctor Who theme song?


According to TV Tropes, anyway.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Frenchy: Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Doesn't surprise me, techno-geek he is. Bahaha, it's Jake M. by the way. OH WAIT, THERE'S TWO JAKE M.'S! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA.

Meanie pants