Random Thread & The Interchangeable Inside Joke

[m!ssemmx0]

T.F. Gumby: Doctor? Doctor? DOCTOR!
[he bangs on a bell violently, eventually smashing it, as well as the desk and everything on it]
T.F. Gumby: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR!
Dr. Gumby: [enter Dr. Gumby] Hello!
T.F. Gumby: Are you the brain specialist?
Dr. Gumby: [thinks for a moment] Hello!
T.F. Gumby: Are you the brain specialist?
Dr. Gumby: No. No, I am not the brain specialist. No I am not. Yes! Yes I am!
T.F. Gumby: My brain hurts!
Dr. Gumby: Well, let's take a look at it, Mr. Gumby.
[begins to lift Gumby's sweater]
T.F. Gumby: No, no, no, my brain in my head.
Dr. Gumby: [thumps him on the head] It will have to come out.
T.F. Gumby: What? Out of my head?
Dr. Gumby: Yes. All the bits of it.

 

[::Snow_White::]

Wheee. Torchwood and DW are being filmed in the US.

I'm so excited for Torchwood: The New World this summer!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Alliez stalkin' my FB friiieeenddss!

IT WAS ONE!

Your fault you told me he had a facebook!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Danny: Oh, bite the weenie, Riz.
Rizzo: With relish.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Cardinal Ximinez: Nobody expects the Sp -
["THE END" appears on screen]
Cardinal Ximinez: Oh, bugger!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

IT WAS ONE!

Your fault you told me he had a facebook!

How do I knows you ain't stalkin' Jake, too!?

 

[I Am What I Am]

CARLOTTA
Think of me,
Think of me fondly
When we've said goodbye
*backdrop falls, someone screams*
BALLET GIRLS:
The Phantom of The Opera!
He's here!
The Phantom of The Opera!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Marty: What's with you tonight?
Rizzo: I feel like a defective typewriter.
Marty: Huh?
Rizzo: I skipped a period.
Marty: Think you're P.G.?

 

[I Am What I Am]

Shall we bring Elinz with us, too?

Of course!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

How do I knows you ain't stalkin' Jake, too!?

I will now since you told me he has a facebook

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Rizzo: Look who's coming. Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell Hi-
[to Patty]
Rizzo: Hi.
Patty: Oh I just love the first day of school, don't you?
Rizzo: [sarcastically] It's the biggest thrill of my life.
Patty: Hey, they just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?
Rizzo: Who?
Patty: ME. Isn't that the most? To say the least?
Rizzo: The very least.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Turn your face away
From the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away
From cold, unfeeling light
And listen to the music of the night!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Of course!

Sssssscoreeeee! And we can exclaim over her accent!

I will now since you told me he has a facebook

Ah, but there are TWO Jacobs! How will Allie know which one to talk? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Rizzo: I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.
Kenickie: Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!
Rizzo: You pig!
Kenickie: Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Rizzo: [singing] I don't steal and I don't lie / But I can feel and I can cry / A fact I bet you never knew / But to cry in front of you / That's the worst thing I could do.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Sssssscoreeeee! And we can exclaim over her accent!



Ah, but there are TWO Jacobs! How will Allie know which one to talk? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

She stalked both, genius

 

[Mrs. Chamberlain]

Some people on Tumblr have terrible grammar. It's beyond irritating -_-

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Danny: You're looking good, Riz.
Rizzo: Eat your heart out.
Danny: But sloppy seconds ain't my style.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

She stalked both, genius

But which one is the one I told you about?

 

[I Am What I Am]

I don't like the organ music at the end of this song. It always catches me off-guard.