Random Thread and the Order of the Phoenix

[I Am What I Am]

"Harry! That almost hit me!

I'M IN A RAGE! THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"He marries Ginny. They live happily ever after. There is literally no way to move forward from this point."

 

[wdwllamadancer]

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"

"You are not permitted to TOUCH!"

"SHAKE THEM"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

"Hermione can't draw! Hermione can't draw! Hermione cannot draw!"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Alright gang, I'll ignore that some of you are late, if you ignore that I'm the latest."

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Buut I'm George."
"Nice try. You have an "F" on your shirt, dumb***."

 

[wdwllamadancer]

"she only reads books so she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how-to-draw book!"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

WHAT THE DEVIL! It's a BBM from Umbridge 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you've dragged me into this!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Ron: Hey pal, that's a pretty cool headband you got there.
Harry: Aw, thanks. I use it to cover this gross scar I got when I was a baby. I was in the car with my parents when we crashed… into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

"I'LL RIP YER PERKY LITTLE ****S OFF!"

*Cho gasps, looks down*

 

[wicked.witch.of.wdw]

Hey, did you get mah text? ;P

 

[wdwllamadancer]

"It's a shame you were only kidding, Professor. I could've been your greatest adventure."



"I heard, one time, a demen'ah kissed her, and it died."
^just passed that part

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Ron: Hey pal, that's a pretty cool headband you got there.
Harry: Aw, thanks. I use it to cover this gross scar I got when I was a baby. I was in the car with my parents when we crashed… into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.

One of the best quotes. EVER. Where in the world did they come up with the crocodile bit?

 

[::Snow_White::]

I had to get an evening gown for an event I have coming up. My mom was worried it would take hours of shopping and trying on dresses. I wanted a navy or plum wine color dress for sure, no other color would work.

I walked into a formal store, they had a whole rack of dresses on sale for $25.
I walked into the sale section and right there, on the only mannequin, was a gorgeous, plum wine, modest, straight, formal dress with the cutest bow on the back.

It was love at first sight, but I didn't think it was on sale so we looked elsewhere. I couldn't find anything else I liked so I tried on the dress.
It was the perfect size.
It was the perfect color.
It was the perfect style.
And it was $228.

Until the woman told me that it was actually on sale for...
$25.

I got it. Today was great.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Now, girls. I know this is your first year at Hogwarts and I know that some of you might be nervous or frightened, but girls, I’m here to make your time at Hogwarts as totally awesome as possible because girls, I’m not just a teacher or security officer. In fact, I like to think of all of you as my daughters and that makes me your momma... and what a loving and caring mama I am. So for all of us girls to get along in the girls dormitory this year, there are some very simple rules that must be obeyed. Rule number one: no boys... unless they’re cute~ Rule number two: no alcohol... unless there’s plenty to go around~ Darn it, girls, I’m bad. Rule number three: no parties... unless Umbridge is invited! You keep me young, girls. Teh teh teh teh teh. But, seriously, girls; if I catch you with any boys or alcohol, I’m gonna rip your purty little ******* off. That’s right. From now on, we’re gonna be doing things around here my way... we’re gonna be doing things around here THE UMBRIDGE WAY.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I had to get an evening gown for an event I have coming up. My mom was worried it would take hours of shopping and trying on dresses. I wanted a navy or plum wine color dress for sure, no other color would work.

I walked into a formal store, they had a whole rack of dresses on sale for $25.
I walked into the sale section and right there, on the only mannequin, was a gorgeous, plum wine, modest, straight, formal dress with the cutest bow on the back.

It was love at first sight, but I didn't think it was on sale so we looked elsewhere. I couldn't find anything else I liked so I tried on the dress.
It was the perfect size.
It was the perfect color.
It was the perfect style.
And it was $228.

Until the woman told me that it was actually on sale for...
$25.

I got it. Today was great.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

"I didn't eat anything but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS!"

 

[wdwllamadancer]

I had to get an evening gown for an event I have coming up. My mom was worried it would take hours of shopping and trying on dresses. I wanted a navy or plum wine color dress for sure, no other color would work.

I walked into a formal store, they had a whole rack of dresses on sale for $25.
I walked into the sale section and right there, on the only mannequin, was a gorgeous, plum wine, modest, straight, formal dress with the cutest bow on the back.

It was love at first sight, but I didn't think it was on sale so we looked elsewhere. I couldn't find anything else I liked so I tried on the dress.
It was the perfect size.
It was the perfect color.
It was the perfect style.
And it was $228.

Until the woman told me that it was actually on sale for...
$25.

I got it. Today was great.

that's so great!

 

[wdwllamadancer]

"Get on up girls, get on up and fall in!"

 

[::Snow_White::]

Totally.

And it took me a total of 30 minutes from the time we stepped in until the time we stepped out.

WOOT.