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Hermaynie? Hermamble? Hermama? Hermoingo? Hermoingo-boingo-boingo-boingo? Hermananim? Hermano? Hermano-nucleoisis?
 
"The union sent us." "Which one?" "The one for. . .deatheaters. . .?"
"Nobody loves Zefron more than Harry Potter!"

"THAT is a BOSS Zefron poster!"

"I hope it's not an Ashley Tisdale poster; I couldn't do that!"
 
Snape: I would like to take this opportunity to announce the Hogwarts Astronomy Club. This year we will be paying particularly close attention to the cycles of the moon and their effects on certain professors. *glares at Lupin* Remus Lupin, for example. What do you enjoy doing in the light of a full moon?
Lupin: That's an easy one Snape ... KILL! *Lavender starts to cry* I mean, I mean...I mean kill animals! *all the children start to cry* I WANNA DANCE WITH ANIMALS.
 

He'll say "Draco, you god da(rn) little poofer! Why don't you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human? And then he will pull down my diaper, scold me for the mess I've left in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries."
 
"What happened to the posters of Headmaster Zefron?" "I'm Team Jacob now." "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU HORRID *****?"
 
“Who are these people? Can’t you see them?”

“No. I only see myself….in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. And Hermione’s turning into a giant blueberry..”

“And I see myself turning into Cho Chang, ya’ll……”
 
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What would Zac Efron say at a time like this?!
We're all in this together!
 
Hermaynie? Hermamble? Hermama? Hermoingo? Hermoingo-boingo-boingo-boingo? Hermananim? Hermano? Hermano-nucleoisis?
He's actually saying "Hermoingo Boingo," which is a reference to an (awesome) rock band from the 80's-- Danny Elfman, who wrote the music for Nightmare Before Christmas and sang for Jack, was the lead singer!

Anyway...

"Draco! You danced! I actually taught you something!"
 
He's actually saying "Hermoingo Boingo," which is a reference to an (awesome) rock band from the 80's-- Danny Elfman, who wrote the music for Nightmare Before Christmas and sang for Jack, was the lead singer!

Anyway...

"Draco! You danced! I actually taught you something!"
:rotfl:
 
Hey have you guys ever heard the one about Sirius Black and Flitwicks little brother? So Flitwicks little brother is walking down the streets of London, and Sirius black, he’s in this storm drain… dressed as a clown. and he’s like “yo hey flitwicks little brother down here in this storm drain! It’s me, a clown!” And Flitwicks little brother is like “Yeah, Chap what chu want?” And Sirius Black is like “Uhhh Flitwicks little brother you gotta get down this storm drain, because you’re missing out! We got a carnival down here! We’ve got loads of cotton candy and balloons and the kid pratically flips, he goes “I gotta get down there!” So he reaches down his hand right? and Sirius Black he grows the mad teeth and HE BITES THE KIDS HEAD OFF! and two days later… that kid died.
 
Dream job: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Forces_Medical_Service
A Physician Assistant

CanadianForcesMedicalService.jpg
 
"I learned something when I had my body back. I learned that life is... well, it's messy. And complicated! And-- and you'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead. And when everyone else is dead, you're all alone. And I'd sit there, alone, and I'd think... maybe... if Quirrell were here, everything would be okay."

Joe Walker, I love you so much XD
 
Dear Papa,
I am writing to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting its return with your signature on it. But don't rush Daddy, missing out on trips like this allows me more time to write letters to you. Yes, things at Hogwarts are going quite swimmingly. I'm the most popular boy in school, even Harry Potter likes me. I'm also the darling of every classroom and the favourite of every teacher who has any sense. OH! and most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty! Yes, I admit I was a late bloomer but you can imagine my pride as I strode into charms class and said 'Oh hello gents, Professor Flitwick, sorry for my tardiness, I was just learning how to use the potty.' How the children laughed with me in celebration! I like making people laugh. I also like the potty. I know you haven't done so all year but you can feel free to write me any time.
Hugs and Butterfly kisses, your Draco.
PS tell mama to bugger off.


Yes I did just type that all out.
 
Dear Papa,
I am writing to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting its return with your signature on it. But don't rush Daddy, missing out on trips like this allows me more time to write letters to you. Yes, things at Hogwarts are going quite swimmingly. I'm the most popular boy in school, even Harry Potter likes me. I'm also the darling of every classroom and the favourite of every teacher who has any sense. OH! and most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty! Yes, I admit I was a late bloomer but you can imagine my pride as I strode into charms class and said 'Oh hello gents, Professor Flitwick, sorry for my tardiness, I was just learning how to use the potty.' How the children laughed with me in celebration! I like making people laugh. I also like the potty. I know you haven't done so all year but you can feel free to write me any time.
Hugs and Butterfly kisses, your Draco.
PS tell mama to bugger off.


Yes I did just type that all out.
:lmao:

BTW, I know you've probably said so before, but where are you from?
 
I'm from NY but lived a bit in England, so I spell somethings that way.

If that's why you were asking XD
 
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