Random Thoughts

[L107ANGEL]

Yeah, why is it that only men get skid marks? Is there no man alive who wipes thoroughly??

I just saw this

 

[Nancy]

I've got one...

Why does my husband get out a new roll of toilet paper and set it on the counter

when, get this...

the roll in the holder is not even gone yet!

This is my house too! I went into the bathroom this morning and there is a roll of T-paper on the back of the toilet. He obviously used some of it, yet the TP on the roll still has a ways to go. I've been up there 3 times today and it's still going strong!

Mhy does every single light turn red just before I get to it...but only on days when I'm running late?

In the same category, why does every single slow driver in Buffalo get ahead of me. 30 in a 40MPH zone in the left hand lane! Move to middle lane, another car doing 30, try the right hand lane...bam another car doing maybe 35 and then totally stopping to make their turn!

 

[L107ANGEL]

This is my house too! I went into the bathroom this morning and there is a roll of T-paper on the back of the toilet. He obviously used some of it, yet the TP on the roll still has a ways to go. I've been up there 3 times today and it's still going strong!

Mhy does every single light turn red just before I get to it...but only on days when I'm running late?

In the same category, why does every single slow driver in Buffalo get ahead of me. 30 in a 40MPH zone in the left hand lane! Move to middle lane, another car doing 30, try the right hand lane...bam another car doing maybe 35 and then totally stopping to make their turn!

I can relate, I call them hall monitors

 

[MamaLema]

If O.J. Simpson is innocent, why have the police never told us how far along they are on catching the real killer? I mean, wouldn't they have a suspect by now?

Why do we say that feet smell and noses run? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

 

[isyne4u]

Why do i have 300 channels on my tv and i still can't find anything to watch?

 

[Shugardrawers]

Why do i have 300 channels on my tv and i still can't find anything to watch?

Along those same lines, why do I have to pay for 300 channels when I only watch 1/10th of them?

 

[isyne4u]

Along those same lines, why do I have to pay for 300 channels when I only watch 1/10th of them?

exactly!!!!!

Why does MTV have to have a channel that actual plays videos? I thought that was the whole purpose 20 years ago!!!

 

[Snow Brite]

I have three little boys and these are the random thoughts I would like to add:

Why do little boys smell like wet dogs when they get a little sweaty?

Why do they wear none-der-wear? Is underwear, especially when it has Thomas the Tank Engine on it, that bad? Isn't it more comfortable to ummm....be contained?

How come when they do smell like a wet dog, they have to be bribed, threatened or physically placed in the shower?

How do they manage to put on their church clothes and in the time it takes me to get their other brothers dressed have already gotten their clothes dirty?

Why do their shoes magically disappear as soon as they take them off their feet?

Boys...you can't live with 'em....and you can't live with 'em.

 

[isyne4u]

I have three little boys and these are the random thoughts I would like to add:

Why do little boys smell like wet dogs when they get a little sweaty?

Why do they wear none-der-wear? Is underwear, especially when it has Thomas the Tank Engine on it, that bad? Isn't it more comfortable to ummm....be contained?

How come when they do smell like a wet dog, they have to be bribed, threatened or physically placed in the shower?

How do they manage to put on their church clothes and in the time it takes me to get their other brothers dressed have already gotten their clothes dirty?

Why do their shoes magically disappear as soon as they take them off their feet?

Boys...you can't live with 'em....and you can't live with 'em.

I have boys too! Now i know what to look forward to!!

Why is it that those boys, once dressed in their sunday best, feel the need to roll around in the front yard all the way to the car, but when you get home they want to plop down in front of the tv rather than play outside???

I'm detecting a general male theme to the Random Thoughts!

So men, do you have any random thoughts about your women??

tara

 

[Froggyswife]

Ok here goes (omg I am letting you all into my world SCARY)

Why do you always answer the phone on the second ring even if it is right beside you?

Why is it that a woman can get into the shower and when she is finished the floor is dry but when a kid or husband takes a shower the bathroom looks like it was on the poseidon adventure?

Why is it that everything that taste good is fattening?

Why is it if you walk into the bathroom and your teenage daughter is in there she goes nuts about privacy but every time you are in there she wants to hold a conversation usually wanting to do something or go somewhere?

When exactly did I go from (wow mommy can do anything) to (you don't know anything?)

And the most important question on my mind is ...
Why is it that husbands can never find ANYTHING?

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

How come you're always hungry 30 minutes after eating Chinese food?

 

[dizneegirls]

ALTHOUGH TOTALLY OFF THE SUBJECT BUT ALL THE HOLY CRAPS MADE ME REMEMBER SOMETHING... MY LITTLE BROTHER (NOT SO LITTLE, HE'S 24), RECENTLY MOVED IN WITH ME. ONE EVENING I CAME IN FROM WORK HEADED TO THE BATHROOM AND WHAT DID I SEE? CANDLES LIT ON THE BACK OF THE TOILET. SUPPOSE HE WAS TAKING A HOLY CRAP

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Ok...well, some of my random thoughts include:

Why won't those voices ever stop...

What would happen if I walked up to my boss and gave her a wet willy?

What does it feel like to have an atomic wedgie? Does it hurt, is it enjoyable?


Do you still love me?

I'm backing away slowly from this thread...

 

[disneymac]

why do (some) women go to the bathroom in pairs?

why can my son remember every detail of a computer game he played last week, but he can't remember the instructions i gave him 5 minutes ago?

why do i stay up way too late at night on the dis?

 

[Snow Brite]

Why is it that whenever I am wearing a white teeshirt I ALWAYS spill something on my chest...ummmm....shelf?

Why when I think I have found the greatest new recipe and am all excited to make it for dinner no one else likes it?

How come when I really need a $5 to buy a diet coke at McDonalds to get me through the day I can't find one, but as soon as I do the laundry there is at least $20 in various bills in my jeans pockets?

How come I never find the GBA games or other small electronics in the laundry until I am folding the clean clothes and its too late?

How come my kids' ears stop working as soon as they turn on the PS2?

Why does homework that didn't exist at 2:30pm when they get home from school and want to play suddenly become an important report due tomorrow at 9pm?

How come I can make breakfast, feed four little kids, kiss them goodbye, wash the dishes and mop the kitchen floor and not get a mess of myself but as soon as I get in the car with a small cup of coffee and no longer have the option of changing I spill it on myself?

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

Random Thought: I just left the worst message on the voice mail of the guy I totally like.

 

[Rella Bella]

Why do little boys smell like wet dogs when they get a little sweaty? How come when they do smell like a wet dog, they have to be bribed, threatened or physically placed in the shower?

How come once you -- FINALLY --get them in the bath or shower you can convince them to get out!!

How come the male people in my house (everyone but me -- yes, even the dog) can only hit the toilet when I stand & watch! (I do have better things to do!)

 

[MinnieM21]

Why does the most attractive man I've ever seen have the last name Tinkle?