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[Hercules10]

 

[Jrsy Boy]

It's a mini-bag. Trust me, I've done it before.

Oh, I trust you; I doubt there's much you haven't done before.

 

[ryanmilla]

Okay, so I take it the votes are in. By the way, Hercules, I love the little pic in your signature. There should be t-shirts made up like that. I know I'd buy one.

 

[Hercules10]

By the way, Hercules, I love the little pic in your signature. There should be t-shirts made up like that. I know I'd buy one.

You should see my lake-party T's. Let's just say that common pirate phrases take on a whooooole new meaning!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Oh, I trust you; I doubt there's much you haven't done before.

What, in the movie theatre...?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

What, in the movie theatre...?

Anywhere...

 

[disneymama73]

Okay, so I take it the votes are in.

I'll pass on the coffin, but I'm all for getting a room.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I'll pass on the coffin, but I'm all for getting a room.

Make sure it has big windows, but no curtains.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Make sure it has big windows, but no curtains.

Are you planning to spy on them? Believe me, you need no help from them...

 

[disneymama73]

JB, is that you?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Okay, someone needs to stop me before I go off and quit this job...I am SO FREAKING SICK of Psycho Sue questioning everything I do and making me look bad. I've done this job a lot longer than she has. I know what I'm doing.

Go soak your head, you freaking troll.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

JB, is that you?

If that was me, you wouldn't see both of my hands on the back of the couch (unless Liz was back there with me).

 

[apirateslifeforme]

If that was me, you wouldn't see both of my hands on the back of the couch (unless Liz was back there with me).

If I were back there, we wouldn't see your hands because they'd be busy with something else...

 

[ryanmilla]

If I were back there, we wouldn't see your hands because they'd be busy with something else...

You mean searching for the remote, right?

By the way, don't quit. Okay, I tried.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You mean searching for the remote, right?

By the way, don't quit. Okay, I tried.

Um, remote...yeah, sure, okay...

Too late. I give up. I'm quitting everything and I'm running away. Starting over. Maybe I'll head for CO...

 

[disneymama73]

Um, remote...yeah, sure, okay...

Too late. I give up. I'm quitting everything and I'm running away. Starting over. Maybe I'll head for CO...

Stop in Chicago and say hi! We'll have a good time!

Don't quit everything. Just start looking for a new job.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Too late. I give up. I'm quitting everything and I'm running away. Starting over. Maybe I'll head for CO...

My wife will probably be suspicious when I tell her I am hiring a nanny for our 10-year-old, especially since she is a stay-at-home mom, but I'll give it a shot.

 

[disneymama73]

My wife will probably be suspicious when I tell her I am hiring a nanny for our 10-year-old, especially since she is a stay-at-home mom, but I'll give it a shot.

Hmmm...I don't think you could pull that one off. A live-in maid, perhaps?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

My wife will probably be suspicious when I tell her I am hiring a nanny for our 10-year-old, especially since she is a stay-at-home mom, but I'll give it a shot.

She'll never notice me. I'm quiet and I don't eat that much.

A live-in maid, perhaps?

Or there's always this. I could be your Florence...I've got the biting sarcasm. But not the bad 'fro.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

A live-in maid, perhaps?

I'm not sure she'd trust the cleaning to anyone else. Would it seem inappropriate if I said "The nanny has been bad. I have to take her downstairs and spank her."?