Random Thoughts: Post em!

[apirateslifeforme]

This has been the CRAZIEST day! I think I need Ryan to take care of me later.

I'm going to go home and cry into a pint of Haagen-Dazs.

And my back hurts because it's 50 degrees outside, feels like 44, and my evil coworkers won't let me close the window that's right behind me. So I've got cold air blowing right on my back, where I have plenty of nerve damage. Thanks.

 

[disneymama73]

Did someone say my name? Magic hands to the rescue!

I knew I could count on you.

 

[disneymama73]

I'm going to go home and cry into a pint of Haagen-Dazs.

And my back hurts because it's 50 degrees outside, feels like 44, and my evil coworkers won't let me close the window that's right behind me. So I've got cold air blowing right on my back, where I have plenty of nerve damage. Thanks.

Don't cry. It'll ruin the ice cream.

 

[ryanmilla]

A woman needs taking care of and the first thing you think of is your hands? I suggest you don't even consider trying to keep up with Liz.

Yeah, I stopped considering that once the first sign of handcuffs came out. There is no way I could keep up. I'd be a pile mush by now.

However, there is one DISer who is juuuuuust right.

 

[disneymama73]

A woman needs taking care of and the first thing you think of is your hands? I suggest you don't even consider trying to keep up with Liz.

Well, I hope he wouldn't consider it.... And apparently you haven't seen what he can do with his hands.

 

[disneymama73]

However, there is one DISer who is juuuuuust right.

 

[ryanmilla]

Random Thought: (remember those)
Look we reached 100 pages....100 pages of smut. Okay...okay, so there were one or two there in the beginning without any smut.

 

[disneymama73]

Random Thought: (remember those)
Look we reached 100 pages....100 pages of smut. Okay...okay, so there were one or two there in the beginning without any smut.

Oh yeahhh....random thoughts!!! I forgot all about those!

It's all your fault, you know. You sent this thread downhill with Lancaster County.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Well, I hope he wouldn't consider it.... And apparently you haven't seen what he can do with his hands.

No, I haven't...the website wanted a credit card number to see that.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You two need to get a room...

*passes you the Do Not Disturb sign*

 

[disneymama73]

You two need to get a room...

*passes you the Do Not Disturb sign*

Thanks. We'll be needing that.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Thanks. We'll be needing that.

Wait...let me photocopy it first...I need it, too.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Wait...let me photocopy it first...I need it, too.

For what? You aren't saying that we're finally going to be someplace normal like a hotel room, are you? I kind of liked that experience at the library...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

For what? You aren't saying that we're finally going to be someplace normal like a hotel room, are you? I kind of liked that experience at the library...

Normalcy is overrated. But just in case...

Besides...hotels have balconies. And swimming pools. And quiet benches in the courtyards...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Besides...hotels have balconies. And swimming pools. And quiet benches in the courtyards...

...and rooftops...and restaurants...and chapels...and kitchens...and laundry rooms...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

...and rooftops...and restaurants...and chapels...and kitchens...and laundry rooms...

Looking forward to that spin cycle.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Dear VH1 Classic: Thank you for making me run late this morning by distracting me with that Police video in which Sting takes off his shirt. Now tomorrow morning you need to show me Rio so I can see Simon LeBon in a speedo.

That's all

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Dear VH1 Classic: Thank you for making me run late this morning by distracting me with that Police video in which Sting takes off his shirt. Now tomorrow morning you need to show me Rio so I can see Simon LeBon in a speedo.

That's all

 

[Mike.Wazowski]

WHY do the men in my house insist on putting their dirty clothes 3 FEET outside the hamper rather than in it?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

WHY do the men in my house insist on putting their dirty clothes 3 FEET outside the hamper rather than in it?

What's a hamper?