Anybody have any dogs? Yep, one.
What type of dog do you have? He's a miniature pinscher.
What's their name? Buzz Lightear.
Why did you choose that name? My uncle did, actually, since he was the one who rescued and gave him to us. The name Buzz, he said, came from the way he would buzz around like he was hyped up on sugar and the way he hung around anyone eating like a buzzard. Plus, one of his ears was broken at some time and flops down, hence the name 'Light-ear'.
How old are they? Three, maybe four. I forget which.
Do you have any other pets? A globe cactus named Gilderoy.