UGGG. I'm not sure if I've mentioned Will and the "girlfriend problem" on my PTR yet. Probably. He has literally had a girlfriend every year in school since he was 2. I'm not exaggerating.
At 2 it was Lindsey. They were inseperable. I have pictures.
He didn't go to school for more than a month at 3 (it was right after Christian was born, so I was home anyway).
At 4 it was Zoe. She was in the PreK class across the very small hall (there were only 2 PreK classes at his school). She also went to the same church. One night after Awana, she kissed him good-bye. On the lips. Her mother was the Awana teacher.
In Kindergarten it was Madelynn (Maddie). He talked about her almost from day one. I have a picture of her from the Christmas party. In April, when they went to the zoo, I was the chaperone for the only co-ed group in his class. Maddie was in our group. When they got off the bus and lined up, they were holding hands.
Last year, in 1st grade, it was Alyssa (still haven't figured that one out, Alyssa is a bit of a ditz-no offense). In February the bully in his class threatened to "kill" him. In March the bully punched Will in the face (because another a little girl in the class insisted that if he wanted Alyssa back, Jeremy had to punch Will). Obviously Alyssa perferred Will. Eventually Jeremy was moved to a different class. Yes. Punched in the face. Over a girl. IN FIRST GRADE! There were also two other girls I heard about in another class. Hannah and someone else. One time when I was in the cafeteria having lunch with Will, they were turned around from their table talking to him.
So far this year I haven't heard much. He did come home the first day talking about Michelle and Isabella who were both his girlfriends (ironically, Isabella was in his PreK class). But I haven't heard much since then. He mentioned Alyssa when I was having lunch with him on Thursday (Alyssa is in another class this year-I don't think Jeremy came back to Will's school at all) and I told him ABSOLUTELY NOT. I never really make a big deal about the girlfriend thing because it's still cute, but there was too much trouble over this girl last year. That same day at lunch two little girls went out of their way to walk past his table out of the cafeteria. One of them kind of tapped Will on the arm as they walked past and I'm pretty sure I saw giggling. I think it was the same Hannah as last year (she seemed sweet).
All this trouble (well, not so much trouble) and Will is in 2ND GRADE. He's 7! I'm afraid of what's going to happen in a couple of years. I know the boy is cute (so is his brother, come to that), but he's always been girl crazy, and the combination is eventually going to result in a
for me!
Oh, I almost forgot. SEVERAL girls put their phone numbers in his yearbook when they signed it-in KINDERGARTEN. You just have to
when your son has phone numbers written in his yearbook with the numbers written backwards!
I guess he figured he had done it once so he didn't have to do it again.
. I'm still here. I have been busy at the farm and shopping 
Oh, well!
