There was a man drowning in a lake.
A big boat came by and asked 'hey, do you need some help?'
But the man responded 'No. God will save me.'
So the boat left.
Then later... another boat came and asked if
he needed any help.
The man replied 'No. God will save me.'
Eventually the man drowned.
When the man got to heaven he asked
'God, why didn't you save me?'
And God said
'I sent you two big boats dummy!'