DisGirlAllie
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Funny story concerning LGMHPC.
I was trying to get my cousin who was visiting to go buy me some LGMHPC from the Denver home depot. So on the phone this is our conversation.
Todd: I got 'em
Me: You go what?
Todd: The lime green mickey head paint chips!!!
Me: You mean you swiped LGMHPCs???? ALL BY YOURSELF?
Todd: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I got 12!
Me: Are you inside or outside of HD!
Todd: Inside HD!!!!!
Me: WITH THE GOODS????? GET OUT! GET OUT NOW! Walk calmly to the exit and GET OUT! Call me back when you are outside of HD!
Todd: OK!
30 seconds later my cell phone starts playing the tune of Mission Impossible (I swear I chose the weirdest ringtone that day.)
Me: OK tell me EVERYTHING!
Todd: I went to the paint display and saw the Alien Green Paint chips, so I counted 12 and put them in Aunt Kelly's purse!
Me: OK! Thats good that you stashed the goods onto to someone else.
So they ONLY had 12 LGMHPCs?
Todd: No, there was more!
Me: THERE WAS MORE???????
Todd: Yup! I only counted and took 12!
Me: I dont understand?
Todd: I left some for other people!
Me: NO NO NO ! You MUST swipe them ALL! Dont ever stand there and count! SWIPE & MOVE SWIPE & MOVE my Boy! (Best part ever)
Todd: OK???????
Me: Are you sure there are more there?
Todd: Yup!
Me: GO BACK! GO BACK! Get the rest!
Todd: Ok
Me: OK! Hang up the phone and (click .dead air) HELLO! HELLLLLLOOOO! I cant believe he hung up the phone. NOW he listens to me?
5 minutes of nerve racking anticipation goes by .and no word! I wait tensely for another minute ..I CANT TAKE THE WAITING ANYMORE I call my Cuzin.
Todd: Hi!
Me: Well????? What happened!
Todd: I got um!!!
Me: Why didnt you call me back, I am going CRAZY here waiting for you to call.
Todd: I forgot!
Me: UGH! How many did you get?
Todd: I got 7 more, so thats 20 all together!
We sit there in silence for a few more minutes.
Me: Are there any more left?
Todd: Yes 'cause I left some for other people!
Me: Oh forget it!
I was trying to get my cousin who was visiting to go buy me some LGMHPC from the Denver home depot. So on the phone this is our conversation.
Todd: I got 'em
Me: You go what?
Todd: The lime green mickey head paint chips!!!
Me: You mean you swiped LGMHPCs???? ALL BY YOURSELF?
Todd: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I got 12!
Me: Are you inside or outside of HD!
Todd: Inside HD!!!!!
Me: WITH THE GOODS????? GET OUT! GET OUT NOW! Walk calmly to the exit and GET OUT! Call me back when you are outside of HD!
Todd: OK!
30 seconds later my cell phone starts playing the tune of Mission Impossible (I swear I chose the weirdest ringtone that day.)
Me: OK tell me EVERYTHING!
Todd: I went to the paint display and saw the Alien Green Paint chips, so I counted 12 and put them in Aunt Kelly's purse!
Me: OK! Thats good that you stashed the goods onto to someone else.
So they ONLY had 12 LGMHPCs?
Todd: No, there was more!
Me: THERE WAS MORE???????
Todd: Yup! I only counted and took 12!
Me: I dont understand?
Todd: I left some for other people!
Me: NO NO NO ! You MUST swipe them ALL! Dont ever stand there and count! SWIPE & MOVE SWIPE & MOVE my Boy! (Best part ever)
Todd: OK???????
Me: Are you sure there are more there?
Todd: Yup!
Me: GO BACK! GO BACK! Get the rest!
Todd: Ok
Me: OK! Hang up the phone and (click .dead air) HELLO! HELLLLLLOOOO! I cant believe he hung up the phone. NOW he listens to me?
5 minutes of nerve racking anticipation goes by .and no word! I wait tensely for another minute ..I CANT TAKE THE WAITING ANYMORE I call my Cuzin.
Todd: Hi!
Me: Well????? What happened!
Todd: I got um!!!
Me: Why didnt you call me back, I am going CRAZY here waiting for you to call.
Todd: I forgot!
Me: UGH! How many did you get?
Todd: I got 7 more, so thats 20 all together!
We sit there in silence for a few more minutes.
Me: Are there any more left?
Todd: Yes 'cause I left some for other people!
Me: Oh forget it!
I have to give myself a gold star for my "Swipe and move! Swipe and move my boy!"
All Christopher Columbus did was find the native Americans LOL.
Gave me a belly laugh haha.
I'm so good, I catch on to these things haha.
I know your so jealous....you wanted to go to school today. I can see it in your typing.
Bye Kay