LOL
when i first read that i was reminded of being round the campfire in Vero Beach
hi, my name is Joe
and i work in, a button factory
i've got a wife and a dog and a family
one day, my boss came up to me
and said "hey Joe, are you busy?"
i said "no", he said
"turn the button with your left hand"
(repeat x6 replacing left hand with "right hand", "left foot", "right foot", "head" and "tongue" and last time replacing "no" he... left hand" with YES)