"This is one race for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever." ~Sigmund Freud on the Irish
"When you can't walk, you crawl, and when you can't do that, you find somebody to carry you." ~Mal from the TV show Firefly
"Pain is good, but extreme pain is better." ~Goldberg
"You kinda blow your cover when you hit a guy with a piece of rebar, but when you have no choice...rebar it is." ~Michael from the TV show Burn Notice
"Do not die to meet me, live to love me."~Jeff Hardy
"When they come for me, I'll be sitting on my desk with a gun in my hand wearin' a bulletproof vest sayin' 'My, My, My how the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night." ~Keasbey Nights by Catch 22
"'I think your sexuality or your sexiness comes from being comfortable with yourself and your body,' he says. 'And it's good that I'm thought of as a sex symbol because I'm not, like, the sort of big muscly person that normally we're all fed as what a sex symbol means. I think I am sexy in the way that I'm quite comfortable with myself. But I think it's also strange that it was after I turned 30 that I started being called one of the sexiest men alive.'"~Alan Cumming
"'I am hedonistic rather than decadent, because decadent means you do things that have no purpose. Hedonistic means you love fun. You live life for fun.'"~Alan Cumming
"'People think I'm outspoken, but I don't think I am at all. I just say what I think.'"~Alan Cumming
"Suck it up, Cupcake!" ~Stacey LeTourneau (my cuz)
"Oh, just shut up and core!" ~Bernie Livingston
"LOOK! Our legs are 69ing!" ~Karolina Hadam
"When I put the seatbelt on it just tickles my balls." ~Timmy
"Pole vaulting is really just sprinting...and jumping...with a pole." ~Ken Sciacca
"I feel so bad for you...except not really." ~Mrs. Laughland
"Shut up guys! I'm learning new words!" ~Lissy
"This part's the only hard part. The rest are easy. Like this one. It's a circle with a hole in it." ~Josh
"Mr. Wood, I took mental notes instead, but my cat ate them!" ~Josh
I dont want you to talk me out of it, Keith warned. I just want you to know that I saw Anderson Cooper and Jon Stewart gallivanting about town today, practically hand in hand
basically all over each other... essentially skipping-
Skipping, huh? Stephen interrupted good-humoredly.
-down a crowded street together holding, like, a twelve-page ultimatum to their gayness.
Jon doesnt know how to skip, the comedian insisted. He hasnt got the legs for it.
why I'll never name my kid Ambrose: And, really, what sort of name is Ambrose anyway? It doesn't sound like the name of anyone who ever gets to have any fun. And it's especially not the name of someone who has adventures. Ambroses don't do adventures. Glitch is quite certain of this. He's also rather certain that Ambroses don't do heroics.
Maybe it's bred in the bone, but the sound of pipes is a little bit of heaven to some of us. ~ Nancy O'Keefe
"You're in close aim and that thing was designed for hunters who don't even like getting out their cars to shoot," Jon smiled. "I would say it was idiot proof, but it's more"
"Cheney-proof?" Anderson offered. Jon shoved him playfully.
I'm still being eaten by jesus and his nasty paper of doomy doom. ~S'tacha
Lassiter left the kitchen and ruffled around in a storage closet, shouting, What does being Irish have to do with chugging?
Rolling his eyes, Shawn left his now empty glass on the counter and followed the sound of Lassiters voice. Because what are the Irish known for best?
Potatoes, he guessed.
Drinking.
Close enough.
Stephen did as he was told, but he had wanted to tell John how much he had enjoyed doing the toss with him. They didn't get time to change the script, but for fun Stephen had said his lines in a British accent. To his surprise, John hadn't even missed a beat and put on the worst Southern accent he could attempt. The ******* had made Stephen lose character.
Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid ~Marilyn Monroe
" Gus, No one was surprised by that. Buddhist monks living in remote mountain retreats broke decade long vows of silence to say, No, duh! ." (Referring to the Coming Out of Lance Bass)
Ever since I could remember, I'd do anything to be the center of attention. I'd go against the grain, take chances, risk everything to steal the spotlight. Now I'm all grown up. Not much has changed, and I like it that way. ~Shawn Michaels
Bolded= People I know have said this.
Italics= I read it in a fanfic and thought it was worth saving.
Regular text= just random things I like.
I live by two great quotes!
