"Calm down, take a break, eat a cookie!" - Lisa D'Amato
"Tell me more about Chowder! What's his favorite color? What's his favorite food? What's his favorite cartoon? I bet it's Chowder!" - Panini
"That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!" - Pam from The Office
"If I keep the hat on, I look ridiculous. If I take it off, I'm Hitler" - Same as above