Quotes from tv shows

[Cindy B]

I remember a Taxi episode when Jim (Christopher Lloyd ) was taking his written drivers exam.

Of course two other characters are there in the DMV, whispering him answers...

Jim says: What does a yellow light mean?

Other characters: GO SLOW

Jim again W-h-a-t- d-o-e-s a-yellllow l-i-g-h-t- m-e-an? (saying it reallly slow!)


Sometimes when the family is at a yellow light we say reallly slow What does a yellow light mean?

 

[leahannpen]

" I'M OUT THERE JERRY...AND I'M LOOOOVVIIINNN ITTT!!! " (Seinfeld)

" HOWDY NEIGHBOR! "
(Home Improvement)

I too loved the good ol' " NO SOUP FOR YOU! "

 

[welovedisneyx4]

"Oh! My nose!" Another Brady Bunch fave! (Yes- I am a Marsha freak! I can't get it out of my blood from childhood!)

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

A friend and I are both big Buffy fans, and there's an episode with a Buffy robot, and anytime it's not sure what's going on, it says something like "I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm glad that you're my friend!" So, we use that any time the other is making absolutly no sense, which is quite often We tend to use about a million other Buffy quotes, but that's the only one that come to mind right now. Wow, I'm a nerd.

edited to add another favorite- "Look! I'm a superhero, too!"

and

"It's a doodle! I do doodle! You too! You do doodle too!"

 

[monkeyboy]

I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

 

[CourtasanSatine]

I quote Angel and Buffy and use Spongebob and Patrick's way to curse

"Tartar Sauce!" or "Barnicles!"

 

[tkyes]

From Friends, when my DH is saying something that just doesn't make any sense, I'll just look at him and say "you're so pretty"

Moving furniture - "PIVOT, PIVOT"

"How you doin'?"

 

[Missy1961]

"Could I be wearing any more clothes?"

 

[Microcell]

I have a ton from Seinfeld- My favorites are The Festivus episode- "It's a Festivus Miracle!!" and when it came time to do the feats of strength- which George hated, his boss, whom he had given a fake gift to at work said "How about George" in response to who should do these feats!

OOHH and the Jesus fish episode when Putty says to Elaine " you stole my Jesus Fish" and later when she gets upset about him thinking she may go to he double hockey sticks and not really caring about it, she asks him whiy he does not care and he says "I'm not going to he**" Then he wants her to steal the neighbors paper for him becasue " You are already going to he**"

On a non Sienfeld note, "Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is"

 

[spb999]

While we're talking about Friends, you can't leave out
"We were on a break!"

One of my faves is from Norm on Cheers
"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

From FRIENDS: "Please don't do that...it's a horrible sound." (in reference to someone ringing their buzzer)

From The Simpsons: "I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. Can't prove anything."

From Hamtaro :"kooshkooshkooshkoosh!" (it's the sound the hamsters make while washing their face to hide their embarrasment over something)




TOV

 

[Virgo10]

Thought of two more:

Barney Miller: When the whole station got stoned on some pot brownies one of the detectives said, "Let's go down to the beach and shoot clams." I still think that was the funniest line ever spoken on TV.

Not exactly a quote but, "KaChunk, KaChunk, KaChunk". The sound they make on 24 everytime they show the clock.

Roberta

 

[Pkaroch]

I always loved 'I know nothing, I see nothing...' from Sgt. Schultz on Hogan's Heroes. I say that frequently, keeps me out of trouble!

 

[travelbug]

Remember "Different Strokes?" I used to crack up when Gary Coleman would tilt his head, and say, "What you talkin' about, Willis?"

This goes back a long time, but how about the original "Saturday Night Live" crew? They had some classic lines. I loved "Cheeburger, Cheeburger. No Coke---Pepsi..." I can still hear Gilda Radner say "Hi, I'm Roseanne Roseannadanna."

Then there's always "Golllllllly" and "Schazaam!"

 

[Twinkles6892]

Spongebob: To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump. To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump.

Cosmo: "I have good news and bad news."
Wanda: "What's the good news?"
Cosmo: "I named my nickel Philip."
Wanda: "And the bad news?"
Cosmo: "IT'S A GIRL NICKEL!!!!''

Not from a show, but definately my favorite quote of all time,

Ursula: "Life's full of tough choices, IDN'T IT???"


Hehehe

 

[Shugardrawers]

"I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows at the same time" I died laughing when I heard it and I use it a lot.

And if you're a Veggie Tales fan you might recognize: "Seeelly leetle peeckle"

 

[orvilleair]

"Respect my Authorita" - Cartman: South Park.

"Okalee Dokalee" - Flanders: Simpsons

"I never knew Kennedy had a temper" - Peterman: Seinfeld

"Cripes!" - Steve: The Croc Hunter

 

[TalkisCheap]

"I am NOT the father of that cheese!"

"I tippy-tippy-toe through the gardens"

"SPEEEEEEEEEEED IT UP!!!!"

I'm a total I Love Lucy fanatic, and those are my favorites


Also, probably no one will know this, because no one has ever seen this show, but me and my best friend crack up everytime we say this --

"You missed it, Jack and Sue got married" "What? I went to get a sandwhich, how long was I gone!?"

From Sue Thomas: F.B.I! I'm cracking up just writing it.


And, from my favorite show ever, American Chopper--

"Scope?"

 

[poohtown]

lol - funny

on the Simpsons one night (Homers friends I can't think of their names) the dark haired guy got pudding thrown in his eyes.

"the doctor said not to get pudding in my eyes!"

it was so funny, that everytime we get something in our eye or almost in our eye, we name it with that quote - like when our youngest dd was slurping spaghetti sauce, we all yelled at the same time "the doctor said not to get spaghetti sauce in your eyes!"

 

[Figment22]

Tony Soprano to Uncle Junior, who is wearing one of those masks for sleep apnea: "How many MIG's you shoot down today?"

If you haven't seen the scene it probably doesn't mean anything, but it truly was one of the funniest lines ever.

Here's one that has stayed with me for about 25 years, but it's anything but funny:

Henry Blake: "Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one."