Quotes from John the Genius

[wdwscout]

Can't believe I get to say it first...

"Curtains matching the drapes..."

Oh yes... I almost lost control of my car on that one!

I also enjoyed a recent quote when Pete was talking about Walter's new beard and John said- "Oh, is he getting married?"
Pete's reaction was hysterical- and the long explanation was almost as funny!

 

[SamSam]

I have to agree that John saying Kathy's name in African was priceless.

 

[Tarzan513]

Alright, so you are both reading this thread now, so the podcast where the two of you were talking about Dave's interview of the skaters at the Disney Ice Skating event was hillarious. I had to turn the podcast off because I was laughing out loud at work and could't stop. I never hear other people talk about how funny that one is, but it is one of the funniest moments for me.

 

[DisneyKevin]

If he's such a genius, why didn't he get a 32gb?

Wasn't an option when we got our phones.

We didnt upgrade to 3Gs

 

[Kristina]

Plus, When John said Kathy's name in "African" Pete almost choked he laughed so hard.

That's the one! I was trying to remember, but I think I blocked it out because I had to apologise to strangers because of John . You see I take public transportation to work now and again and when John said Kathy's name, well I didn't laugh but instead, and I don't know why but I said ha! really loudly ! Scared a few people and I had to take out my earbuds and explain!!!

I was sooooo embaressed !
Bad genius !

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

OK - you all need to focus!!!

This thread is about me - not Kevin.

Now, continue with singing my praises.......

OK OK OK my favorite was ..............

"The Curtains match the Drapes" another snorting of the coffee episode.

 

[kathrna]

Perhaps he should take on Wy-lee Coyote's alter-ego name: SUPER Genius!

My favorite was when they were talking about CEO's and CFO's and the like and John piped in and said, "I'm the H.O.M.O". I spit toothpaste on the mirror! Too funny!

 

[robind]

Wasn't an option when we got our phones.

We didnt upgrade to 3Gs

Ah. I see, for some reason I got the impression that his was a recent purchase. I thought the 16 and 32's were both new.

 

[dpic]

OK - you all need to focus!!!

This thread is about me - not Kevin.

Now, continue with singing my praises.......

Sorry, buddy. I give you props about hating the iPhone, and Kevin posts how you're using the stinkin' thing right at that moment.

No more sticking up for you.

 

[teskak]

Pete "The new American Idol, this would be an excellent suggestion for Send Bawb to the Parks"

John "You have heard of Posh Spice - this is Old Spice"
Kevin then offers to help dress him in drag

 

[kbelle8995]

I do think John is a genius. His comments during the Cinderella Round Table dinner debacle had me convinced that he was so. Hiliarious

But I like the reports of Kevin's response to John's genius. "Take out the garbage, genius." Priceless and I wondered when Kevin started channeling my mother. Spooky.

 

[Yeti77]

My personal favorite John quote was during the Call-In Show when the Canadian gentleman was asking for advice for his upcoming anniversary trip. The caller said that he'd be spending a single night at his wife's favorite resort, and John said "Let's call it the 'Olynesian.'" I absolutely lost it. My wife and I still reference it in everyday situations.

Hilarious stuff...