Hmmm...you have a point.
CJ: General Manager, Chief Motivation Officer, Knight Commander of the Most Ancient Order of the Dole Whip.
An oversight that I most sincerely apologize for.
Randall: Chief Marketing Guru, Commander of the Sparkly Words, Brigadier General of the Bacon Corps.
Title change request granted. Chief Bacon Officer.
It certainly didn't hurt.
You know, Tim. I can always find room for you on Team Barry. And who know, if you work hard you can work your way up to Unpaid Intern in 2 or 3 years.