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It might just be as simple as the Imagineers wanting some "texture" or variety in how the building appears. In other words, if every room had the teak/wood railing, it might just look too "bland" or homogenous. 🤷‍♂️

It looks fairly bland as is in comparison to the themed environment next to it.
 
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Does anyone know why all the railings aren't the same? I just noticed this, and can't understand why the heck they'd do this rather than keep it uniform. In my opinion the teak/wooden design looks far better than the black with glass, but that's just me.
omg! I thought that was still construction fencing!! LOL
 
I was thinking that too, but there’s no floor consistency to it.View attachment 905478
Looks like theming then. It’s the balconies inside the brown “wood” box on each face you see there, which is also two floors below the top on each face.

Looks like it’s also on the next face to the left but without the “box” though.
 

Yeah, there are 121 regular and 5 hc parking spots in the stormwater permit plans (and my guess is the 6 close to the entrance may be limited time check-in parking or similar uses). I'm not sure what the right average ratio of guests with/without vehicles typically runs at a WDW resort. Seems like this could flirt with often being full, but I don't really know, I may be way off. I do speculate they likely don't want this lot used for tower restaurant and other Poly dining guests and will likely actively enforce using the main Poly entrance - although just my speculation. Will be curious to watch how they handle things. I know connecting the lots basically isn't possible with the monorail and layout in that area, but it does potentially lead to some wonky operational issues.
It will be full most of the time IMO. I think 5 H/A spots meets regulations, but is not nearly enough. Thanks for looking into this!
 
It looks fairly bland as is in comparison to the themed environment next to it.
It looks like some intern selected the wrong product option in CAD, and then no one bothered to double-check the plans before building. Or maybe the manufacturer ran out of railings and they had to come up with another option. Or perhaps someone spilled coffee on the purchase orders and then AGAIN on the plans! Or all the pens in the world ran out of ink to draw the lines/hashes on the balconies in the plans. Designed by AI hallucination? Maybe it's an embedded hidden code? Bungled hidden Mickey?

I can tell you what it's not... good design!
 
It looks like some intern selected the wrong product option in CAD, and then no one bothered to double-check the plans before building. Or maybe the manufacturer ran out of railings and they had to come up with another option. Or perhaps someone spilled coffee on the purchase orders and then AGAIN on the plans! Or all the pens in the world ran out of ink to draw the lines/hashes on the balconies in the plans. Designed by AI hallucination? Maybe it's an embedded hidden code? Bungled hidden Mickey?

I can tell you what it's not... good design!
lol 100% agreed! as someone who works for a engineering software company, I can confirm it 100% looks like someone messed up the CAD and no one bothered to change it.
 
lol 100% agreed! as someone who works for a engineering software company, I can confirm it 100% looks like someone messed up the CAD and no one bothered to change it.
I do property management and renovation work and it drives me nuts that there are these weird and glaring inconsistencies in the building exterior.

It’s so bad. McMansion Hell level weirdness in some of the choices - which leads me to believe they budgeted a certain number of hours/money on the design and at a certain point said “ok good enough!” as frequently happens with rushed design. They should crowdsource editing on the next exterior design.

Another subtle gripe that I don’t think anyone else has mentioned here. The weird lobby mushroom. Is it supposed to mimic a tree? A beach umbrella? It doesn’t look like either - it just looks mushroomy. They have these in the new Epcot World Celebrations area too and I don’t understand it thematically there either. Why? Who is this maniac obsessed with hiding shrooms all over Disney? Can we get something functional instead? Or at least nice to look at? SMH.
 

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It looks like some intern selected the wrong product option in CAD, and then no one bothered to double-check the plans before building. Or maybe the manufacturer ran out of railings and they had to come up with another option. Or perhaps someone spilled coffee on the purchase orders and then AGAIN on the plans! Or all the pens in the world ran out of ink to draw the lines/hashes on the balconies in the plans. Designed by AI hallucination? Maybe it's an embedded hidden code? Bungled hidden Mickey?

I can tell you what it's not... good design!
If you look at a view that shows the entire building you will see that large “blocks” of rooms are enclosed by a brown border. Only those rooms inside the enclosure have the fancy railings. Rooms outside the enclosure have the “plain” railings. Definitely a design feature.
 
Did anyone watch the video of the splash pad reveal? It's so awkward 😂

Also - EXCUSE YOU!
 

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If you look at a view that shows the entire building you will see that large “blocks” of rooms are enclosed by a brown border. Only those rooms inside the enclosure have the fancy railings. Rooms outside the enclosure have the “plain” railings. Definitely a design feature.
I mean I get it….but it still looks awful. Imagine if the grand had 80% beautiful white balconies, and then 20% were black iron with glass. No other Disney hotel does this for a reason. It just looks out of place. It kind of reminds me of building a Lego set where everything is going perfectly, and then towards the end you realize you’re missing some pieces, so you sort of throw it together with pieces from another Lego set even if they might be the wrong color.

Still love the tower coming to PVB, and I can’t wait to stay there in February, but there are just a few things with the design (exterior and interior) that leave me asking “but why?”
 
I mean I get it….but it still looks awful. Imagine if the grand had 80% beautiful white balconies, and then 20% were black iron with glass. No other Disney hotel does this for a reason. It just looks out of place. It kind of reminds me of building a Lego set where everything is going perfectly, and then towards the end you realize you’re missing some pieces, so you sort of throw it together with pieces from another Lego set even if they might be the wrong color.

Still love the tower coming to PVB, and I can’t wait to stay there in February, but there are just a few things with the design (exterior and interior) that leave me asking “but why?”
Complete agreement here.
Funny enough - I am also going in FEB and staying in the PIT!
 
I do property management and renovation work and it drives me nuts that there are these weird and glaring inconsistencies in the building exterior.

It’s so bad. McMansion Hell level weirdness in some of the choices - which leads me to believe they budgeted a certain number of hours/money on the design and at a certain point said “ok good enough!” as frequently happens with rushed design. They should crowdsource editing on the next exterior design.

Another subtle gripe that I don’t think anyone else has mentioned here. The weird lobby mushroom. Is it supposed to mimic a tree? A beach umbrella? It doesn’t look like either - it just looks mushroomy. They have these in the new Epcot World Celebrations area too and I don’t understand it thematically there either. Why? Who is this maniac obsessed with hiding shrooms all over Disney? Can we get something functional instead? Or at least nice to look at? SMH.
Back in the 1970's, mushrooms were all over wallpaper, "artwork" (ugly prints), nick knacks etc. It was an UGLY time. Someone got inspiration from great-great grandma's 1970's kitchen and thought to "update" it?
 
Speak of the mushroom and it shall appear! Photo credit to Gerry Finerty by way of Tikiman’s FB group. If you all haven’t joined you should!
 

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