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after some of these replies. Gosh, people, the rest of you don't have any pet peeves? No irritations that bug the crap out of you? Oh, you do? Well, don't bother mentioning them here, most people won't be very sympathetic.
OP, I can certainly understand where you're coming from. I called my local pharmacy's automated number this morning to order some prescription refills and even though I've never thought much about it before, they did say "for English, press #1." Why is that? Shouldn't they say, in Spanish, "for Spanish, press#1", then if nothing is pressed continue on in English. Which is the official language of our country, is it not?