ByTheSea
Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pi
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Have you ever played silly practical jokes on your children? When my son was born, his cousins ranged in age from 10-20 something. He couldn't "get big" fast enough, always wanting to be "big" like his cousins.
My son also loved to take baths. Every night as a preschooler he wanted to take a bath and play in the tub for an hour or so. It got kind of old, as my spouse or I would take turns sitting in the bathroom with him.
One night, he was maybe 3 maybe 4, he showed me his wrinkly fingers and asked why they were all wrinkled. I explained to him that whenever he soaks in the tub, he shrinks just a tiny bit. So when he saw his fingers get wrinkled, it was just the skin getting loose. I further explained that if he never took a bath he would be as big as his (over 6 foot tall) male cousins, and that the reason people took baths was so they didn't get so big they couldn't fit in their houses. I also pointed out that the reason his oldest cousin was not as tall as his younger brother, was that the older one took longer baths.
My spouse and myself kept that story going for a good month! We finally confessed, but our son still remembers it 4-5 years later!
My son also loved to take baths. Every night as a preschooler he wanted to take a bath and play in the tub for an hour or so. It got kind of old, as my spouse or I would take turns sitting in the bathroom with him.
One night, he was maybe 3 maybe 4, he showed me his wrinkly fingers and asked why they were all wrinkled. I explained to him that whenever he soaks in the tub, he shrinks just a tiny bit. So when he saw his fingers get wrinkled, it was just the skin getting loose. I further explained that if he never took a bath he would be as big as his (over 6 foot tall) male cousins, and that the reason people took baths was so they didn't get so big they couldn't fit in their houses. I also pointed out that the reason his oldest cousin was not as tall as his younger brother, was that the older one took longer baths.
My spouse and myself kept that story going for a good month! We finally confessed, but our son still remembers it 4-5 years later!