Potentially serious medical condition

[mirthmaiden]

UGH! Its always YOU YOU YOU...aint it!

You never want us to have fun at your expense. So selfish!

Here we all are cranking our wee little brains out to give you the proper send off.....and you blah blah blah!
Think about it.....WE are gonna be the ones who have to endure this 30 minute ceremony. All you have to do is show up in a pretty Dress, with some makeup slapped on.


I the SLIDE SHOW'S!!!!!!! How bout a LIVE ?

It's going to be difficult for me to just lay there and listen to what you're saying without objecting. And no... I won't be wearing a pretty dress. I'll be decked out in full racing regalia: tank top, cut-offs, flip-flops, scanner & headset.

 

[DISUNC]

I'll be decked out in full racing regalia: tank top, cut-offs, flip-flops, scanner & headset.

Yeah .....right.....whatever you say!

 

[romymichelle21]

Update: I got woken up at 6 am this morning with the most horrible leg cramp ever. Right calf. And it's still sore!

Nobody's safe...

 

[Caropooh]

ANOTHER UPDATE!! I will be staying home again with my sick DD8! Her headache doesn't want to go away and fever won't go below 99.5. Can I please get a little sympathy here?

And Mirth, remember, YOU are the one that is going to get to rest your head on the comfy little pillow? We will have to sit on hard pews, sniffling and sharing boxes of tissues!

 

[Sthronds]

sharing boxes of tissues!

I don't think that's sanitary. I'll bring my own.


Sorry to hear about your DD by the way.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Update: I got woken up at 6 am this morning with the most horrible leg cramp ever. Right calf. And it's still sore!

Nobody's safe...

Make your DH stay home and massage it. Or call the rescue squad. Make them massage it.

ANOTHER UPDATE!! I will be staying home again with my sick DD8! Her headache doesn't want to go away and fever won't go below 99.5. Can I please get a little sympathy here?

For Caropooh and Caropooh's DD8. I hope it isn't dengue fever

And Mirth, remember, YOU are the one that is going to get to rest your head on the comfy little pillow? We will have to sit on hard pews, sniffling and sharing boxes of tissues!

Do you think it would be in poor taste for me to put some cucumber slices over my eyes while I'm lying there? I've been a little puffy lately.

I don't think that's sanitary. I'll bring my own.

Don't forget your seat covers

 

[reeeoga]

It's going to be difficult for me to just lay there and listen to what you're saying without objecting. And no... I won't be wearing a pretty dress. I'll be decked out in full racing regalia: tank top, cut-offs, flip-flops, scanner & headset.

So now we have more information about your "ailment" . From what I have been able to deduce (but not spell) you have Rednekus Nascarus. This can only be cured by watching The Boston Pops perform The Best of The Beetles.
DO NOT, under any sercumstance, watch anything with Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy. That includes the 5th grader thing and "Cars". It might be fatal.

 

[Belle0101]

So now we have more information about your "ailment" . From what I have been able to deduce (but not spell) you have Rednekus Nascarus. This can only be cured by watching The Boston Pops perform The Best of The Beetles.
DO NOT, under any sercumstance, watch anything with Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy. That includes the 5th grader thing and "Cars". It might be fatal.

 

[DISUNC]

ANOTHER UPDATE!! I will be staying home again with my sick DD8! Her headache doesn't want to go away and fever won't go below 99.5. Can I please get a little sympathy here?

And Mirth, remember, YOU are the one that is going to get to rest your head on the comfy little pillow? We will have to sit on hard pews, sniffling and sharing boxes of tissues!

For Mirth, we should get the Kleenex with Puff plus, in the Pirates Of the Caribean box!

 

[DISUNC]

Do you think it would be in poor taste for me to put some cucumber slices over my eyes while I'm lying there? I've been a little puffy lately.

There are RULES about unwrapped salad accutrements in caskets!!!!! NO!

Maybe a pair of sunglasses!

 

[DISUNC]

Back to the slide show idea!

Lets ALL bring our WDW vacation pics!

Not for nutin.....BUT....I do have pics from EVERY Kodak Picture spot throughout the World! just sayin!

 

[Caropooh]

Make your DH stay home and massage it. Or call the rescue squad. Make them massage it.



For Caropooh and Caropooh's DD8. I hope it isn't dengue fever



Do you think it would be in poor taste for me to put some cucumber slices over my eyes while I'm lying there? I've been a little puffy lately.



Don't forget your seat covers

I think DD8 is on the upswing now. She should be going to school tomorrow! Now I can get those planes built so we can all attend your service!
I think I'd be afraid someone might get a little hungry during the service and reach in and grab the cucumbers! At which point the gig might be up and people would find out you aren't really dead! I'm thinking used tea bags might be better.

So now we have more information about your "ailment" . From what I have been able to deduce (but not spell) you have Rednekus Nascarus. This can only be cured by watching The Boston Pops perform The Best of The Beetles.
DO NOT, under any sercumstance, watch anything with Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy. That includes the 5th grader thing and "Cars". It might be fatal.

I think you are on to something!

For Mirth, we should get the Kleenex with Puff plus, in the Pirates Of the Caribean box!

we are really going classy now!