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Have you ever done something that you feel like you shouldn't, but you just can't help yourself? That is what I'm about to do by cutting and pasting a post on the box office mojo sites Box Office Derby forum (where people predict box office). I don't know how to put a link directly to it, but it is so intriguing, and amazing to me I really want to share it with you all - but please know I'm not doing it to be smart or ugly or make fun of anyone. It just blows my mind. Anyway, there was a thread there about the legs of the POTC movie, and someone posted that POTC was a re-make of a Disney film and then someone said it wasn't. The first person then posted:
I asked if she was being serious, and if so, was she now curious about seeing the attraction and she replied-
Anyway, I thought you all might trip out reading this. Again, don't take this as I'm making fun of anyone, it was just wild to me. Moderators delete this without hurting my feelings if it isn't appropriate.
and then followed up-Sorry, I just spent some time poking around the internet, and here's where my error came from:
I stayed and watched the ending credits of the movie when I saw it over the weekend, and in the credits they specifically said at the end "This film is based upon Disney's 'Pirates of the Caribbean'" and I thought that meant it was a remake of an earlier Disney film. The truth is that the film is based upon an amusement park attraction called "Pirates of the caribbean" found at the orignial Disneyland Park in California. That attraction was one of the first "animatronic" attractions with the fully animated moving and talking manequines (I think the other ones are "The Tiki Room" and "The Hall of the Presidents"). This animatronic thing that is called "Pirates of the Caribbean" has evidently been at Disneyland for over thrity years now. The scene in the film where they went to the "Pirate Island" where the "den of scum and villany" was endlessly carousing was modeled after the attraction. Rememebr the lady with the super-huge boobs who was pouring a cask of rum in a long stream downward into the mouth of a lounging pirate who was lying on the ground? Well, THAT is right out of the animatronic attraction too. As is the actual look of some of the pirates--like the two comic-relief pirates, (remember the one with the glass eye and his buddy?) those two characters are actual animatronic manequines at the Disney attraction also. I am also told that all those animatronic manequines have been sputtering THE EXACT SAME LINES (like "shiver me timbers" and "avast ye mateys!" and other cliche pirate nonsense) for over thirty years now, and that they pulled some of this pre-recorded animatonic dialogue from the tape recordings of the attraction and incorporated it into the script.
I've never been to California, so I have no idea what I am missing here. If anyone has been to the attarction, please let us know!
Anyway, THIS is where my misunderstanding came from: it's because I misunderstood what they meant at the end with that line in the credits.
Now that I'm done posting the above post abot the Disneyland attraction, this whole mystery about where the hell this movie's legs are coming from is starting to make sense to me now . . . .
That animatronic walk-through at Disneyland has been visited by tens of millions of people in the past thirty years. So I suspect there is a hidden audience here: everyone who ever went to see that attraction is curious enough to want to see it. And WOM on the movie has been decent enough to encourage even those I-don't-have-time-for-movies sort of holdout people who otherwise couldn't be bothered. And thirty years worth of visitors means many different age brackets, including lots of now-elderly folks who went there on their honeymoons as well as now-young-adult folks or even lost of thirty-somethings who went there as kids. And then there's folks who were there just a year or two ago. And then everyone else in between. This is literally tens of milions of people here who have been to that attraction ANd . . . other than people who live within fifty miles of Disneyland itself, going to Disneyland is often a once-in-a-lifetime experience, maybe twice-in-a-lifetime if you're lucky. So hopefuly the vast majority of those tens of millions of people have FOND memories of having gone on that walk-through.
Soooooooooooooo . . . .
Toss in Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom and some truly awesome CGI of the skeletal pirates--and THAT is where the legs are coming from.
Mystery solved! I can sleep tonight now!
And one more comment . . . I noticed they were keeping this movie very "clean" as far as NO spurting blood, NO profanity, and NO sexual innuendo. Smart move as far as apeasing those now-fifty-something folks who went to Disneyland on their honeymoons thirty years ago.
Oh! . . and uh . . . Bruckheimer is a genius for sussing out this audience! (I'm merely a quasi-genus for figuring out the riddle behind the audience.)
I asked if she was being serious, and if so, was she now curious about seeing the attraction and she replied-
I was serious. I never knew. I'm an east-coaster, never been to the West, and I don't watch TV much. So no I never knew.
And yes, I'd just LOVE to see the ride now!
I can just see Bruckheimer five years ago sitting at a party with a bunch folks, and someone says "Hey! Anyone here ever been on that Pirates of the Caribbean thing? And then every last person at the party affirmatively says YES! And then everyone starts to reminisce about their favorite parts of the ride . . .and then the gears start turning in Bruckheimer's mind.
Anyway, I thought you all might trip out reading this. Again, don't take this as I'm making fun of anyone, it was just wild to me. Moderators delete this without hurting my feelings if it isn't appropriate.