TheOtherVillainess
Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.....
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My personal favorite is "Oh Tom the Toad"
Oh Tom the Toadto the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree
O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
You did not see that car ahead
And now you are all squashed and dead.
O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
O Jake the Snake, O Jake the Snake
You did not see my garden rake.
O Jake the Snake, O Jake the Snake
You did not see my garden rake.
You used to be all long and slick
And now you are all red and ick
O Jake the Snake, O Jake the Snake
You did not see my garden rake.
O Matt the Rat, O Matt the Rat
Why did you tease my pussycat?
O Matt the Rat, O Matt the Rat
Why did you tease my pussycat?
You used to be all brown and slim
And now you are inside of him
O Matt the Rat, O Matt the Rat
Why did you tease my pussycat?
TOV
Oh Tom the Toadto the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree
O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
You did not see that car ahead
And now you are all squashed and dead.
O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
O Jake the Snake, O Jake the Snake
You did not see my garden rake.
O Jake the Snake, O Jake the Snake
You did not see my garden rake.
You used to be all long and slick
And now you are all red and ick
O Jake the Snake, O Jake the Snake
You did not see my garden rake.
O Matt the Rat, O Matt the Rat
Why did you tease my pussycat?
O Matt the Rat, O Matt the Rat
Why did you tease my pussycat?
You used to be all brown and slim
And now you are inside of him
O Matt the Rat, O Matt the Rat
Why did you tease my pussycat?
TOV

We are truly evil children.

Little Rabbit Foo Foo was another favorite.