Post Weird Questions (for laughs, not actual advice!)

[Clifton Tesh]

Why is it called pickle day guy yo when you don’t really taste any pickle flavor?

Do you want to live in a van down by the river?

 

[The Mayor]

If you’re driving your car at the speed of light will the headlights go on?

 

[slo]

My husband always says "I'm sweating like a ***** in church"

ETA: apparently it blocks out what he says - but the word bleeped out is a woman of ill repute.

LOL
My husband says that too

 

[LuvOrlando]

Why do people spit out gum or put it under things?

 

[leebee]

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?