Post Weird Questions (for laughs, not actual advice!)

[LuvOrlando]

Do you eat or drink soup?

 

[_19disnA]

How do you know when blue cheese has gone bad?

 

[DisneyHardin]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[TippyThomas]

When pet food says 'new and improved tasting', how do they know?

 

[lovesmurfs]

Where do all the socks go in the laundry?

Carol Burnett solved this in the "Fall from Grace" skit! (starts at 2:04).

 

[lovesmurfs]

The human mind is never blank. If it were, how would you know?

 

[luvthatduke]

How do you know when blue cheese has gone bad?

Gotta add Sour Cream to this query!

 

[Smugpugmug]

Gang, let's settle this once and for all. Does chili ACTUALLY have to include beans or not?

 

[barkley]

Death wish? If only it knew the near future that will be taken care of without all that walking.

my neighbor's chickens do when they cross the road to my house-i have bald eagles and owls nesting in the trees

 

[LuvOrlando]

Why doesn't Dubble Bubble last?

 

[Luv Bunnies]

Do you eat or drink soup?

Yes.

 

[slo]

Question….

People say they “sweat like a bear!”

But…..do bears really sweat?

Just wondering since most of us are living on what seems like the surface of the sun lately - LOL!

 

[slo]

Gang, let's settle this once and for all. Does chili ACTUALLY have to include beans or not?

That’s a tough one…..

Straight up chili in a bowl - needs beans
Going on a hot dog - no beans
Going to church afterwards - definitely no beans - LOL!

 

[BrianL]

Here's one I was wondering about because I haven't heard recently...

Is Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead?

 

[Clifton Tesh]

Why is a firetruck called a firetruck when it's really a water truck?

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Have you ever made a botty burp during Communion?

 

[TCRAIG]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

 

[CAPSLOCK]

Question….

People say they “sweat like a bear!”

But…..do bears really sweat?

Never heard that phrase.
But, some bears definitely sweat!

 

[DisneyHardin]

People say they “sweat like a bear!”

But…..do bears really sweat?

My husband always says "I'm sweating like a ***** in church"

ETA: apparently it blocks out what he says - but the word bleeped out is a woman of ill repute.

 

[RDR_BU]

Why is it called pickle day guy yo when you don’t really taste any pickle flavor?