Post Weird Questions (for laughs, not actual advice!)

[PollyannaMom]

If snakes were furry, would they be less scary?

 

[TiggerTrigger]

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If snakes were furry, would they be less scary?

That snake is adorable!!! Granted, I’m not scared of snakes, but furry spiders don’t make them any less terrifying.

 

[TippyThomas]

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If snakes were furry, would they be less scary?

They do look a bit more cuddly. But I'm still not doing it.

 

[fla4fun]

They do look a bit more cuddly. But I'm still not doing it.

Depending on the snake, it may cuddle very well . . .

 

[LuvOrlando]

Why are there even yellow and orange Starburst in the pack?

 

[LuvOrlando]

Why are thongs a thing when undies are supposed to keep things away from your tush?

 

[leebee]

Do you ever wonder why the drive-up ATM window at the bank has a Braille option?
(I know why, I really do, but... And NO, fuzzy snakes are not any better!)

 

[neverlandsky]

Why do big dogs think they are small dogs and small dogs think they are big dogs? Cats well are just cats.

 

[Kitty 34]

I love my 8 foot plush snake. It lays upon my guest bed. The grands love it.

 

[LuvOrlando]

Where do all the socks go in the laundry?

 

[Micca]

Was literally "Everybody" Kung Fu Fighting?

 

[Micca]

People that use the phrase "I {did something) and never looked back"...is it difficult for them to back out of their driveway?

 

[CAPSLOCK]

What do you have against the horse I rode in on?

 

[fla4fun]

People that use the phrase "I {did something) and never looked back"...is it difficult for them to back out of their driveway?

Not since the advent of cameras that allow you to look forward instead . . .

Why are there even yellow and orange Starburst in the pack?

I love the yellow and orange ones, much better than the red ones (cherry?). The pink strawberry ones are fine.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Was literally "Everybody" Kung Fu Fighting?

And if they were truly fast as lightning, how come it was only a little bit frightening?

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Why are there even yellow and orange Starburst in the pack?

So you have some to give to your brother or sister.

 

[CAPSLOCK]

So you have some to give to your brother or sister.

Aw, orange and yellow are the best!

 

[slo]

Alright people….lets settle this once and for all…..right here, right now…..

What came first - the chicken or the egg???

 

[slo]

Why is it that when your car is dirty, birds don’t crap on it, but when your car is clean….splat! Bird crap!?
(hapoens all the time to me - LOL)

 

[Bluejn]

Why in every car commercial are the license plate painted the same color as the car?