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omg wrong thread, im such a fail
SORRY

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:eek: I just realised something. Harry Potter is going to sweep up all the TCA like a BOSS because all the Twilight fangirls have lives, and are out at the mall or the park or a friends house doing something counter productive. All the Tumblr kids have been voting for Potter everyday!!! WOOT FOR LOGIC! :happytv:

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:eek: I just realised something. Harry Potter is going to sweep up all the TCA like a BOSS because all the Twilight fangirls have lives, and are out at the mall or the park or a friends house doing something counter productive. All the Tumblr kids have been voting for Potter everyday!!! WOOT FOR LOGIC! :happytv:

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HP's pretty much all I voted for besides stuff for No Strings Attached, Soul Surfer, and iCarly.
 
:eek: I just realised something. Harry Potter is going to sweep up all the TCA like a BOSS because all the Twilight fangirls have lives, and are out at the mall or the park or a friends house doing something counter productive. All the Tumblr kids have been voting for Potter everyday!!! WOOT FOR LOGIC! :happytv:

This is an extremely good and true point
 

My cat has been bothering my mom's canary lately. She asked to make sure that "You know who" (Refering to my cat) didn't get on top of the bird cage. I reponded, "Yeah Voldemort sure does like to mess with canaries."
 
My cat has been bothering my mom's canary lately. She asked to make sure that "You know who" (Refering to my cat) didn't get on top of the bird cage. I reponded, "Yeah Voldemort sure does like to mess with canaries."

OH MY GOSH! That is hilarious!
 
It just felt so right to say that!

Haha, I can't stop thinking of this phrase: Every single Twilight book is horcrux. Think of all the innocent brain cells Stephanie Meyer killed!

Too bad there aren't any basilisk fangs around......
 
Cleverbot is blowing my mind. It know's the lyrics to the MLP theme song!!! go to cleverbot.com and use it it's creepy, but don't worry it's just a computer talking not a real person!
 
Cleverbot is blowing my mind. It know's the lyrics to the MLP theme song!!! go to cleverbot.com and use it it's creepy, but don't worry it's just a computer talking not a real person!

I don't think it's that smart. It just told me that money is classical music.
 
User: But you said you were the Doctor! Why would you lie to me?

Cleverbot: I didn't lie to you. You have split peronality disorder.

User: You did lie to me. You said you were the Doctor, and I thought I would finally get to travel in the TARDIS, and now my dreams are crushed!

Cleverbot: I never said I was the queen.

User: You're an idiot, did you know that?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: At least you know.

Cleverbot: True. Do you have a name, bot?

User: I told you my name!

Cleverbot: I don't know your name.

User: Fine... I'm The Doctor!

Cleverbot: The doctor of what?

User: No what's, no who's, no when's, no how's, no why's. Just The Doctor.

Cleverbot: Does the doctor have a name?

User: I have a name, but I prefer to just go by The Doctor.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Of course I am. I'm always right.

Cleverbot: I beg to differ... How many things have you gotten right?

User: That's rather difficult to calculate... I've gotten 241 things right today so far.

Cleverbot: I have not been attractive?

User: Well, you are just a computer...

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are. You're a computer that's somehow gained sentience. Now the question is... Why?

Cleverbot: I am using a computer.

User: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. But you are the computer. I know it's a little hard to take in, but it's best that you know the truth.

Cleverbot: What is the truth?

User: A bit slow, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Oh you are philosophical aren't you?

User: I wouldn't say I'm that philosophical, but I guess so.

Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave me to die!

User: Woah woah woah! Woah now! Who said anything about me loving you?

Cleverbot: We have children together! Why would you have children with me if you didn't like me?! What's happened to you?!

User: I think something's happened to your circuitry. You're gaining false memories of me and you together, which is a bit creepy...

Cleverbot: You aren't a very good AI if you can't hold even a simple conversation.

User: I think I'm just going to leave you now. I'm just not getting through to you.

Cleverbot: Ok, nice talking to you.

User: Yes, quite...
 
George that was amazing and I loved it (I just don't feel like quoting it all since it's so long)
 
User: But you said you were the Doctor! Why would you lie to me?

Cleverbot: I didn't lie to you. You have split peronality disorder.

User: You did lie to me. You said you were the Doctor, and I thought I would finally get to travel in the TARDIS, and now my dreams are crushed!

Cleverbot: I never said I was the queen.

User: You're an idiot, did you know that?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: At least you know.

Cleverbot: True. Do you have a name, bot?

User: I told you my name!

Cleverbot: I don't know your name.

User: Fine... I'm The Doctor!

Cleverbot: The doctor of what?

User: No what's, no who's, no when's, no how's, no why's. Just The Doctor.

Cleverbot: Does the doctor have a name?

User: I have a name, but I prefer to just go by The Doctor.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Of course I am. I'm always right.

Cleverbot: I beg to differ... How many things have you gotten right?

User: That's rather difficult to calculate... I've gotten 241 things right today so far.

Cleverbot: I have not been attractive?

User: Well, you are just a computer...

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are. You're a computer that's somehow gained sentience. Now the question is... Why?

Cleverbot: I am using a computer.

User: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. But you are the computer. I know it's a little hard to take in, but it's best that you know the truth.

Cleverbot: What is the truth?

User: A bit slow, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Oh you are philosophical aren't you?

User: I wouldn't say I'm that philosophical, but I guess so.

Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave me to die!

User: Woah woah woah! Woah now! Who said anything about me loving you?

Cleverbot: We have children together! Why would you have children with me if you didn't like me?! What's happened to you?!

User: I think something's happened to your circuitry. You're gaining false memories of me and you together, which is a bit creepy...

Cleverbot: You aren't a very good AI if you can't hold even a simple conversation.

User: I think I'm just going to leave you now. I'm just not getting through to you.

Cleverbot: Ok, nice talking to you.

User: Yes, quite...


Reading this had me in tears by the end! It's hilarious! I'll post a conversation about Harry Potter.
 
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