SIDENOTE: In me Irish Catholic family, originally from Brooklyn, there is NO such thing as keeping ones mouth shut. If you have something to say, just say it! We will scream, fight, yell, curse and quite possibly slam a few doors and maybe just maybe if things get really heated a good old fashion punch to the wall is in order. Then 5 minutes later its all over with. We normally are hysterical laughing making fun of each other on how we reacted. Is this normal, probably not! But thats the way it has been for many screwy generations, and we are all very comfortable with our dysfunctional behavior!
Its amazing just how Re-Catholicized I become again in the face of fear! I swear, some of those prayers I said were in Latin!
DISUNC said:Unc he sighs with all the inflection that states I am an idiot! Hehehehehe
Dont let me forget to give Grandma Mary my Lighter, if we get caught going on the plane with it. They will put you in jail, and I will feel so guilty while I am down in Disney and you are in jail
UNC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope that you Slinky toy is FAA approved and they dont confiscate him at the airport?
UNNNNNNC!!!!!!! .How can a slinky be constipate?![]()
Oh, that explains it. The frequent flyers club is worth it though!DISUNC said:YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH! Cause you fly EL AL all the time!!!!!!
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Speechless!!
Come on...give a littleSmileybug said:Do you see my name...it's SMILEYBUG!!! But I'm not smiling!!!Where's the rest of your report!! Please write faster!!! I hope your nephew understands how fortunate he is to a have a Disney fanatic for an Uncle!!
TaraLee4 said:Tisk tisk tisk...you're getting almost as bad as me!
more, please?![]()
Thanks, and ja...NOT A MAMA!javamom said:Subbing!
ilovepooh said:Subscribing!! I can't wait to hear more! I thought my family was the only Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond) family act-alike.
Loving your TR!!!
Thanks....(see above for 'delay') Twinkie & Utah are soooooooooootiggerwannabe said:wow....
As expected, you are good
I've subsribed to twinkiemama & utahmama's trip reports to hold me over during your "writing periods" ... You only work 120 hours a week dude...what's the holdup???![]()
Thanks your Limeyness! I dunno if the fact that you get the oneway only agnst makes me feel any better!cynderella said:Not so freaky. I am exactly the same way! Exactly! (Hey, who you callin' freaky??)![]()
I need a light like that in my house. "Please remain silent until the captain turns on the "You may now talk to Mom" light." It would probably always be off!![]()
Got it!Ready for the next chapter!![]()
Could ya believe it?UtahMama said:DISunc!!!!!! (In a hysterical howler monkey skreetch like "Just-Jack" on Will and Grace...)THEY DUMPED YOUR PARENTS OFF ON YOU to live in YOUR house so you had to pack up all your swingin' single-dude stuff including your sweet LAVA LAMPS because you were nice enought to go get pizza like a sweetie and THAT's the thanks you get!?! (My sweet-mama voice...) .
When you finish the puzzle.....LET ME KNOW!!!!UtahMama said:No wonder you smoke and are a control freak...It's all clicking into place the puzzle pieces that are DISunc!!!
Dont think for a moment THIS hasn't happened! ABBAUtahMama said:If I were you, I'd lock myself in my room and be on the DIS all your non-working hours (have you considered this? At all?) Plug into you ipod tunes and veg. Maybe ABBA? !!!
Thanks sweetie! Maybe you can do a Book Report on this for when you go back to school!!!! Hey!!!! Bring me in for SHOW & TELL!!!!EeyoreFan1 said:Great, Hilarious Tr DISUNC. Keep it coming!
LizzySwan1022 said:Are you sure you don't know my dad?
sound advice
I know, not that Albany is small, but on the rare occasions I fly out of smaller airports, I grow bored after about 5mins. They really should hire people to entertain us, ya know put on a broadway style play or something.
I like bringing the 'lurkers' out! I have (useless) sisters too.....I think its more of a luck of the drawer thing!Eeyore's Tiara said:Oh boy, do I sympathize with you here. I am the only girl in a family of 5 kids and I get stuck with EVERYTHING!![]()
Also, I have found it is not wise to miss meetings. I got voted in as President of a club because I missed a meeting. Bummer.![]()
Hey I'm loving the trip report. You even made me quit lurking to comment!
katiesmomluvsdizne said:Well thanks to Hucifer's TR, I am totally addicted to reading these. I had never read one until I read her's. Come on don't leave us hangin' please tell more!!!
I will, quite original! My Great Grandmother liked it too!stinkerbelle's mom said:I must also take a few moments to compliment your parents on a wonderful name choice for your sister!
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Very limited in the Poconos (where I live)stinkerbelle's mom said:uuuuuuuuuuuude! Deeeeeliiiiiiiiiivvvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!
stinkerbelle's mom said:: Ahhhhh, that is so sweet of you & lemme tell you I can TOTALLY relate, I got "custody" of my parents almost 11 years ago & my mom is still with me! She's like one of the kids now
YEAH...Thats what I meant!!! I NEVER knew he said that! Thanksstinkerbelle's mom said:: My favorite quote is "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans". From John Lennon
stinkerbelle's mom said:: Would you feel better if you saw OJ running through the airport jumping over luggage?
Not much! Pretty good about that!stinkerbelle's mom said:Hmmm,one wonders how many you smoke while wondering what your peeps think of your latest installment of your TR?!?!?! ?
KimRaye said:OMGOSH!!!![]()
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Hysterical!
James reminds me of DD....she eats MAYBE every 3 days AND, she's a NON-STOP talker! (Can I borrow that 'no-talking button', btw?)
As for this, I still smoke also.
When the family went in June, 16 of us, Dad & I were the only smokers. We dumped our disposable lighters at the airport and, I asked Dad, "since we can only pack 2 books of matches, what do we do down there?"
(Do you see the OBVIOUS answer that I couldn't see at the time???
Remember, I PLANNED this trip for 16, I wasn't thinking LIGHTERS!
) That is when he stated the OBVIOUS, "we'll buy disposable lighters when we get there."
So, that became my newest mission - finding and buying disposable lighters for Dad & I (find THAT in your Passporter!
). I found them and bought them at CBR. Mission accomplished.
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Can't wait to read more - ELVIS????!!!![]()
(See, no prodding.
- YET!)
HELL! GIMME THE DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!!!!!!sheridac said:I'll take Irish Catholicism for $500, Alex.![]()
usewickhouse said:Keep up the AWESOME work! You have me in tears I'm laughing so hard. I can definitely sympathize with the taking care of everyone. I'm the baby of the family and 10-15 years younger than my siblings so they pull the "Your younger and can better deal with it" card. LOVE your TR!![]()
HMHunters said:Oooooohhhhh - it's DisUnc(le) not DisU(niversity of )N(orth )C(arolina).No tar on your heels!
Great trip report; makes me think my family's dysfuntionality is normal.
Thank you and Thank you UM for sending scrap4u to here too!scrap4u said:Great report so far! Can't wait to read more of it. Thank you UtahMama for sending me here!![]()
twob4him said:DisUnc this is sooo funny! I love flying and always look around me on the plane to see if anyone looks like they're nervous or worse ready to freak. I always say extra calming prayers for them!![]()
twob4him said:Oh btw, my name means two (my husband and I) before Him (Jesus). I am a christianIts my name on christian websites...and I just keep the same name elsewhere.
Ok well, we are leaving for WDW tomorrow!!!![]()
I am reading this board until then!!! Keep going![]()
aGoofyMom said:Whew so much reading to catch up on...
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OIY! Vat a bargen!!rer1972 said:Oh, that explains it. The frequent flyers club is worth it though!![]()
DizneyNutz said:Wondering what your street address is???Because of your first post, we are currently awaiting the delivery of our new CROCS
I hope they are as comfortable as you stated (so I won't have to hunt you down)
Sounds like you had a great trip and we can't wait for our next
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Live Every Day The LIMEY WAY!!!!
__disneygirl said:A trip report like this is refreshing.. you are very honest and funny and it's very enjoyable! Can't wait to read more.![]()
Thank you...just let me write it first! (oh da pressure!)almousefan said:Can't wait to finish reading this TR!
UtahMama said:DISUNC! I bout DIED that you replied on my Pre-PRE-trip report!!!
Mind you I am NOT a bum kisser (very often) But I was honored!
I take it that you have a life so you're too busy to move your TR along. BUT.
Your adoring peeps need a DISUNC fix!
I think it was the last poster who pegged you as honest ad funny and refreshing. I like your honesty WAYYYY better than Mr. and Mrs. Perfect took their kids for the Perfect Disney Vacation. Maybe I like disfunction? I also like the drama that is the Sometimes Smoking Worst Case Scenario Go-To Guy!
Love,
UtahMama