Pop century sept 28-oct 7,my request,what else to request

[mrFDNY]

Hi all,
I just spoke with cro and gave them my demands,um i mean request for my upcomming trip sept 28-oct 7,did i forget anything? I am booked at pop

1. free upgrade to contempory resort,tower room suite, magic kingdom view with conceriage

2. A letter from iger giveing my family and only mine pool hopping permission

3. another letter to reuse last year's trip refillable mugs

4.Free disney supplied hot plate in room

5.A disney bus and monorail,on stand bye for use by my family only.

So what else to demand,um i mean request??

Btw this thread is not meant to make fun of any thread or poster,i just thought you all could use a smile,It is a joke.

So go ahead and post you most crazy,outragous funny request that you can think of and have fun.