Poop Smells in Hotel Rooms?

[DISFAN38]

So I guess after a long day at the park and a nice dinner at the Cape May Buffet it would be courteous to wait till DW and DD's have all showered before releasing the wrath of clams mussels and crabs?

 

[kleckner]

George Carlin said something along the lines that your own gas smells strangely familiar in an odd sort of way...

 

[Sara*s_Mommie]

George Carlin said something along the lines that your own gas smells strangely familiar in an odd sort of way...

and Fat ******* said "Everyone likes their own brand"....

My recommendation:

1) If it must be done in the hotel, tell the Pooper to flush when they feel it coming out and to keep flushing until done;

2) Ban #2's from the room. There's lots of bathrooms in the parks and you'll probably never see any of those people again anyway.

3) Bring Lysol and spray before, during, and after.

4) Have the pooper go just before everyone leaves the room for the day - but make sure you leave a hefty tip for mousekeeping (and/or be prepared to find her dead on the floor when you return )

 

[r&kmommy]

Does anyone remember the old Lysol spray commercials? "Mom's cooking fish? Ewww. I'm going to spray this air freshener" *spray spray* "Ewww now it smells like fish and roses!" "Oh here honey, spray the Lysol, it will not cover odors, it will eliminate them!"

Substitute "fish" for "poop" and that's the reason we don't like air fresheners of any sort. They do NOTHING but make matters worse. Lobby or park bathrooms, all the way. Except the kids, when they gotta go, they gotta go

 

[squirrel]

For those of you who do decide to use Lysol or air freshner sprays, please please please only use them in your resort bathroom and not the public ones.

One breath of any spray could cause me to be rushed to the ER.

I once had a co-worker spray under arm deoderant in the room. I heard the spray sound asked what she sprayed as soon as she told me I ran for the outside door. It was too late. I crossed right through the spray and breathed it while trying to get outside. I used my inhalers but eventually the ambulance had to be called.

 

[jayandstacey]

4) Have the pooper go just before everyone leaves the room for the day

AKA the "dump and run"

 

[Eljay]

For those of you who do decide to use Lysol or air freshner sprays, please please please only use them in your resort bathroom and not the public ones.

One breath of any spray could cause me to be rushed to the ER.

I once had a co-worker spray under arm deoderant in the room. I heard the spray sound asked what she sprayed as soon as she told me I ran for the outside door. It was too late. I crossed right through the spray and breathed it while trying to get outside. I used my inhalers but eventually the ambulance had to be called.

OMG that is so frightening!
*note to self - take tiny Lysol Spray out of my park bag!*

 

[dianed358]

saw this thread yesterday...can't believe it's still going strong!!

By the way, We always bring spray for our room...learned the hard way on our honeymoon!! Rooms on cruise ships tend to be very small.

 

[d1gitman]

Haha, I'm sorry but it's one of those questions that people think about but are afraid to ask.

can't say that it is for me. it's not a difficult issue to resolve. sounds about on par with a friend of mine's mother in law talking about the 'big O' at the dinner table...not necessary.

 

[scottish mum]

thought i had read everything before but appaarently not

 

[Scrappy_Tink]

I know! Seems kind of mean . . . and also a little in denial about the fact that ALL poop smells. Since everyone poops, I don't think any one person is in a position to be complaining about "other people's" smells.

Hey! Mine smells like

 

[dmccarty]

I
Must
NOT
Return
To
This
Discussion!

Stop! Stop! Stop!



DW went into the bathroom last night and quickly walked back out and asked who was in the bathroom? We need some Poo Pourri!

It could not have be me since I am all

Later,
Dan

 

[dzorn]

I must say this thread still has me chucking today. Though I would check and see if the poop thread has disapated yet.

Maybe we need more

If I had to wait till no one was around I would be backed up to my eyeballs, yeck I cannot even keep the dog out of the room.



Denise in MI

 

[lblume91]

This is too funny! My DDs always complain about DH in hotel rooms! It's just a fact of life though. We all do it & you just hope it clears out quickly. We usually take a mid-day break to visit the pool. DH stays behind lmao in the room for a few minutes while we head down to the pool.

 

[crashbb]

Not to sound gross, but most doctors agree that people whose "poo" smells bad are actually eating healthier. Allegedly most food that is green (salads, broccoli, etc) makes people's "poo" smell bad. Eating foods with a lot of vitamins in them actually causes the smell.

If all you eat is french fries and foods without vitamins and minerals, there is less of a smell. It's the truth.

Interesting. Entirely the opposite of everything I've read and what I've been told by the GIs that I work with.

I'll have to ask the GIs when I see them later.

 

[kwitcherkicken99]

Interesting. Entirely the opposite of everything I've read and what I've been told by the GIs that I work with.

I'll have to ask the GIs when I see them later.

I made the orignal post to prompt the "they've got issues" comment... he (my buddy) had gastric bypass and with all of the vitamins he takes and the food from his diet that he eats... man... it's BAAAAAADDDDD! If it's summertime and he's over... I make him stay outside! :lol:

 

[dzorn]

I made the orignal post to prompt the "they've got issues" comment... he (my buddy) had gastric bypass and with all of the vitamins he takes and the food from his diet that he eats... man... it's BAAAAAADDDDD! If it's summertime and he's over... I make him stay outside! :lol:

OUTSIDE

Denise in MI

 

[kwitcherkicken99]

Not to poo... the gas is equally toxic!

 

[jpeppers]

Imagine working in a prison where you walk down a hall way with 15 cells on each side......that would be 60 to 90 Inmates depending on how full we are and a few of them relieve themselves at the same time. I'm not completly sure what hell smells like but I have a pretty good idea 5 nights a week and it is not good!

 

[ntsammy5]

I alwaays feel obligated to post in a thread with the word POOP in the title.